So, i was looking at orions belt in the sky.

I made a story in my mind, heres how it goes.

Me looking in the sky: wait hold on what they doin
betelgeuse: BITCH
rigel: bitch don’t get beat the fuck up
betelgeuse: bitch dont try me, with your blueberry oreo looking wannabe aquafina bottle cap looking ass.
rigel: bitch dont try me look like a moldy orange from 1667. You bout to go supernova anyways. BITCH
betelguese: atleast i have swag, afterall im more famous.
rigel: its the audacity for me

betelguese: plot twist bitch, my light hasn’t reached you yet. Im actually a black hole.
Mhm, you all scared now cause you about to get this WORK

rigel: *confused screaming*
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