Hmm…still haven’t gut that acceptance letter

I found a similar story.
Bout a girl, who programed
A controller to have a vibrating
Extension at the end….wich…is
Used, the same way yer boyfriend
Uses it.

i found footage of you guys..but its japanese

And…..don’t forget…..PORNOGRAPHY!!!!

I don’t have a membership…
EVERYTHING IS HARD

A 6/10
No offense.

Halo?
More like……..
*can’t think of a punchline*
AWWWW FUUUUUUU*KKKKK
*pulls out gun*

Nope, too late.
*starts to vomit*
Now will ya excuse me for
A second.