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So me and my boyfriend were playing Halo Combat Evolved today while on Mission 4 The Silent Cartographer. We were on the Warthog, firing the chaingun while driving into the sea (because we could) when Joe tells me that the Chaingun in this game makes the controller vibrate a ton to which i replied “well you’ll love it then eh!?”. I started firing the chaingun continuously when i noticed we stopped driving to which i knew he no longer was holding the controller. So i kept going and he even started moaning! It was then i stopped as we needed to play the game rather than use the Xbox One remote as a dildo!
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…how did even the controller make hi- ….
Hold on boyfriend epitaph is a girl good to know
He’s a boy m8
Then why put boy friend
Cause he has one
why else?
That was weird anyway
If yah didn’t know he’s Bisexual
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BECAUSE IM GAY
Halo?
More like……..
*can’t think of a punchline*
AWWWW FUUUUUUU*KKKKK
*pulls out gun*
Halo?
More like
Heyllno!
Kill urself, unless
You know da wae.
I noe da wae.
Du u noe da wae?
U need ebola to know da wae.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HI6d65zPox4
Mk
Epi
Its time
Create he in a stickfigure
He Will be the happiest man in the world
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I plan on it
I think this stuff belongs on Thicc Nodes.
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But it’s a true story about my experiences
I found a similar story.
Bout a girl, who programed
A controller to have a vibrating
Extension at the end….wich…is
Used, the same way yer boyfriend
Uses it.
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Lol
So what I’m getting here is that if I leave thicc nodes. I will have to deal with it still on a group like Team Ralph.
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Yup
F**king Hell.
C O O L V I B R A T I O N S
HOLY 💩 EPITAPH IS A GIRL?
No he’s bisexual.
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Dude, dude…
I ‘ M – G A Y
*searches im gay clip on youtube*
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Lol, offensive much
i found footage of you guys..but its japanese
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In a nutshell
Accurate, yet disturbing..
Hang in there, you are
Close to gettin laid!!!
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I know, i just need to invite him round for a sleep over
Oh, the gud’oll bed’n bj?
Or the….more intense….
AH, F*CK
IM GETTIN TOO PERSONAL HERE
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I found out that he likes facesitting.
IT’S PERFECTION
shake shake shakey shake
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Shake the shaker
You mean jake?
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Jake the Jaker
Jesus Christ
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It’s Jason Borne
Is he a friend that is a boy, or are you gay?
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I’m gay
Im a person
WHY
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Because i like sucking d**ks :/
🙁
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Why are you annoyed
One: it’s not how things are supposed to go, the more gay people, the less people there are in the future.
Two: I just don’t like gay people.
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1) Yeah but there are like 8 billion people, I don’t think we’re gonna have a shortage of people because some dudes liked eachother.
2) such needless hate, there is no reason you can think up that validates negativity towards homosexuality, it’s merely blind hatred. You remind me of Spierr Wolf, a devout Christian Zealot who completely rejected me and Tenebrus because we’re Bisexual. I tried my best to get that guy to realise that just because some thousand year book said ‘gays are evil’ doesn’t mean you should listen to it; he didn’t care at all and within a week he deleted his account, only being remembered as a religious monster. You don’t want that do you?
I am Christian, but just because your gay doesn’t mean I’m leaving the sn community.
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Let’s put it like this:
I hate your religion.
You hate my sexuality.
We all hate things but we should just ignore those and be normal people and stay positive p
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The ‘p’ at the end was by accident
Pee