Welcome to the site Clive.

There are a few things to keep in mind here:

1. Don’t be too obnoxious constantly posting or posting frequently about minor things that may occur in your life. Many things happen for many people, if we all named things, it’d be some kind of social sympathy-searching club

2. Abide by the rules, they aren’t strict they’re just general things to keep new users in order until you get the hang of things.

3. Don’t mention users excessively or randomly.