Fun fact, Vyesse Henema is deeply facinated by humans and always seeks to capture them whever she finds them as to learn more about them. She occasionally sets raids on Earth to scour for valuables. Pretty much anything from a watch to a phone to a book has become extremely valuable since Humanity’s disappearance and are sold for high prices.
So it wouldn’t be surprising if Vyesse has a few Jazz CDs in her collection
Replying to:dezway"pleasure"
"human, give me all your valuables or I will
She’d probably use her tried and true method of seduction, teasing and tempting you/them into giving away valuables like money, batteries/fuel or even just map data if you just so happened to be a scouting ship.
Vyesse tends to visit Human stations regularly and has formed truces with many of them in a cycle of “if i protect you, you will provide for me”. It works well most of the time though many humans are a little trigger happy in the every man for himself realms of space
Replying to:dezwayme: "haha lol no I know who you are"
Still, she’s an incredibly good persuader, making sure she plays as randomly as possible to reduce the chances of people just saying lol no and ending up harmed for information.
In a nutshell she’s saying “if you give me these certain things, I’ll f**k you. If you don’t, I’ll lock you up, take that and even more and THEN let you go when i feel like it.”
Replying to:dezway"lol no you ain't getting my Spider-Man 2 DVD"
also, if you’re human there’s a much bigger chance she’ll want you to stay around longer but she’ll treat you with plenty of respect and make sure you’re fine. yeah she’ll probably have some guys raiding the ship while that’s going on but at least you get to have a friendly chat with the universe’s most infamous pirate.
Well which would be better, some mechanical pieces you don’t understand or a war machine that can crush metal, produce intense heat from his hands and lift over 20 tonnes on his own?
… that fourth picture is the reason nobody likes you…
That hurts
Good
why are you the way you are
Cause…
He m a d
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The Union: YA LIKE CONQUERING?
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Fun fact, Vyesse Henema is deeply facinated by humans and always seeks to capture them whever she finds them as to learn more about them. She occasionally sets raids on Earth to scour for valuables. Pretty much anything from a watch to a phone to a book has become extremely valuable since Humanity’s disappearance and are sold for high prices.
So it wouldn’t be surprising if Vyesse has a few Jazz CDs in her collection
i’m concerned what capturing means in this context
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Remember who we’re talking about.
She’ll have all sorts of ideas. Selling into slavery, using as bribes, recruiting, interrogation, pleasure, etc
Pleasure.
does she have any copies of the Bee Movie?
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It’s that widespread she probably does and probably memed it as much as we did
“pleasure”
“human, give me all your valuables or I will peel your skin off for fun”
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She’d probably use her tried and true method of seduction, teasing and tempting you/them into giving away valuables like money, batteries/fuel or even just map data if you just so happened to be a scouting ship.
Vyesse tends to visit Human stations regularly and has formed truces with many of them in a cycle of “if i protect you, you will provide for me”. It works well most of the time though many humans are a little trigger happy in the every man for himself realms of space
me: “haha lol no I know who you are”
I’d show her a picture of a horse and then tell her she looks like a purple one then instantly die
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Still, she’s an incredibly good persuader, making sure she plays as randomly as possible to reduce the chances of people just saying lol no and ending up harmed for information.
In a nutshell she’s saying “if you give me these certain things, I’ll f**k you. If you don’t, I’ll lock you up, take that and even more and THEN let you go when i feel like it.”
“lol no you ain’t getting my Spider-Man 2 DVD”
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also, if you’re human there’s a much bigger chance she’ll want you to stay around longer but she’ll treat you with plenty of respect and make sure you’re fine. yeah she’ll probably have some guys raiding the ship while that’s going on but at least you get to have a friendly chat with the universe’s most infamous pirate.
me: “hmm yeah aight I’d prefer not to die”
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Your options.
Extra thicc
Or
Extra dead
..i was saying that to the prospect of the friendly chat
why did you take away an option
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Well, she’ll usually offer that up at some point, being as it works better once she’s formed a bond with the new visitor
Would she try to take flares arm, leg and eye?
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Well, she might
Well which would be better, some mechanical pieces you don’t understand or a war machine that can crush metal, produce intense heat from his hands and lift over 20 tonnes on his own?
Wait. If i give her my stuff she will f**k me?
Best trade deal ever
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Including all your money, some fuel, things of interest, etc…
Fine with me
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Lol
if aliens find this you’ll die
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*Union warps in*
Union General: fry that s**t