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So, like, I just joined this group, and my country name will be
OOFTOPIA
the most powerful country because I, The Oof God, am the lord of this unstoppable country (all my soldiers are trained to the point where they are #3 in top armies), and my country is unstoppable because, of course, a GOD is controlling it! (Even tho my power is just to force small amounts of people to commit life go bye-bye, but it is still op. AND I CAN’T BE NERFED >:D)
Am I doing well at this ‘pretending I’m powerful’ stuff?


Yes
*you soon realize you were developed by Bethesda and it’s only been 2 days since your release date*
Ooftopia may I have your blessing so russia can take over
Indeed