Universal conquest
Choose a country or island and capture the ultimate prize the universe( no wiping out anyone if you conquer another country)
You can also Allie with others
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@ralph why does this group still exist?
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Aw screw it since all of you abandoned this group technically you country is up for grabs with no repercussions so the union therefore takes all the country’s
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My needs are nukes helicopters newest aircraft carrier and for America to surrender to Russia and admit defeat
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Nein
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Then civilians will die unnecessarily
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Replying to:No collateral damage.
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I heard TARGET PRATICE
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Ah yes would you like to execute them
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BRRT
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*drunken angry Russian screaming* this group is ded ain’t it because we made peace, peace=bad therefore I’m going hold about 200 American soldiers hostage and 2000 civilians hostage and will execute them if my needs are not met
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go drink you some sooka and relax
2019-09-16 21:17:49 UTC-
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This group has been dead for so long I will revive it
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So, like, I just joined this group, and my country name will be
OOFTOPIA
the most powerful country because I, The Oof God, am the lord of this unstoppable country (all my soldiers are trained to the point where they are #3 in top armies), and my country is unstoppable because, of course, a GOD is controlling it! (Even tho my power is just to force small amounts of people to commit life go bye-bye, but it is still op. AND I CAN’T BE NERFED >:D)
Am I doing well at this ‘pretending I’m powerful’ stuff?-
Yes
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*you soon realize you were developed by Bethesda and it’s only been 2 days since your release date*
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Ooftopia may I have your blessing so russia can take over
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Indeed
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Germany invades Britain.
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… Ok
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*Plans to invade ooftopia next*
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Oofinburg
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Russia takes romania and macedonia
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romania and macedonia – are you evne trying?
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I’m trying to become the Soviet Union they were the last step
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(I used translate to make this, you use translate to read it…unless you speak German…May work may not…)
DIE UNION WIRD NICHT AUFGEHALTEN! WIR ÜBERNEHMEN ALLE FEINDE JEDES KONTINENTS, LANDES UND JEDES ANDERE LANDFORMAT AUF DIESER ERDE WIRD ÜBERNOMMEN! WENN SIE SICH ENTSCHEIDEN, GEGEN DIE UNION ZU SEIN, WERDEN SIE ZUM BEITRETEN ODER ZERSTORBEN GEGEN DIE UNION GETRETEN! Zum größten Teil werden wir freundlich sein, es sei denn, wir sind gezwungen zu kämpfen. NICHT WIDERSTANDEN! JETZT BEITRETEN!
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I don’t get it please translate back so I know what you mean
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I hate translate
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TOO BAD
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No u
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It technically says that the Union won’t be stopped and that people will either join the union or will be terminated…
JOIN NOW!
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I’m already in the union dingus
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Also no offense bro
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I know
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lmao join snstates is better and much more regulated
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No, join the union!
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snstates.
you mean that place where you get called gay because you’re literally not in it.
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*NOSE EXHALE*
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Never
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@littleman wait wait you didn’t invade I just read the rest of the comments nvm
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Kool-aid
2019-07-01 21:55:41 UTC-
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oh…yeah?
2019-07-01 23:12:13 UTC-
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*smashes through wall* OH YEAH!!!!!!!!!!
2019-07-01 23:41:14 UTC-
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you think this dude even cares a little about all the property damage he causes?
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*kool-aid man gets the fine for all of the property damage he’s caused*
Oh no!
*kool-aid man doesn’t pay the fine and goes to court*
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I wanna know how that court scene plays out. I can’t imagine it actually someone imagine it for me.
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*court hammer noises*
Judge guy:Kool Aid Man Has Been Found GUILTY
Kool aid man:OH SH#T!
*kool man is arrested*-
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*kool-aid man in prison*
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Uhhh…Germany MAY have just made peace with the R.N.Z.P team…wait, what do they call themselves? Frick.
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Oh…they call themselves the union….huh….*the more you know*
2019-06-30 23:27:08 UTC -
War, war is DONE THE END AAAAAAAA
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No it is not
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All of you will die
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YAY DEATH!
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Germany invades Poland because a comment on a subreddit gave me the idea
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This is the only reason I chose Germany
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found adolf
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No u
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Yeah it is…I still invade
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You want to challenge Russia and New Zealand, let’s see you try!
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Uhm….*screams in beer*
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I’m gonna wreck you with tanks and hang you on a monkey bars by the string of your shoe!?!?!?!? *confused angry war screaming*
I’m going to steal your food and hide it until it expires, and you will be left with a skeleton bread!?!?!?!? *confused war screaming*
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Imma get a battle axe and make stake for dinner…?
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Well i’m Going to cook a burger in the Swiss alps!?!?!?!
*confused war screaming*-
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Imma instead get tacos from a tree with a….Nintendo gamestation
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Oh yeah you little sh#t i’m Going to play some video games and watch movies, in the Himalayas, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!?!?!?! *confused war screaming*
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WELL IMMA PLAY LEGO STAR WARS ON HARD MODE!!!! AND THEN I’LL DEFEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A BLOCK OF DIRT
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Too bad mortal I will bake a cake and leave it at your door step, but it will be chocolate flavor, then I will eat a slice of the cake and you will have one less slice!?!?!?! *confused war screaming*
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*GASP!* YOU WANNA GO AT IT???!!!!!??????!!!!!! WELL IM GONNA GET A BOX OF CHEWY CHIPS AHOYS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM ALL IN ONE DAY THEN GET CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!??????
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Well i’m Going to ally with you and invade India!?!?!? *confused war screaming*
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…uh…okay :D?
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And that children, is why you don’t do vegetables
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Uhhh CALL OFF THE INVASION!
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What? Most of our troops died anyway and we had to surrender? Cool…I guess
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And we’re stuck in quadrillions of dollars in debt?!?! HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!
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Wait, how many people did we kill?
2? Wow, we are horrible at this.
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Wait a second that was a good idea except for the India part
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True
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Fricc
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You will die for that
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Wait u didn’t invad nvm
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I did but it f a i l e d
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Oh wanna join the alliance
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Sure!
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Life is meaningless anyway. Might as well make more friends than enemies!
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I’m gonna choose Germany and my first action is to……..DRINK BEER 🍻
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I would have done that anyway, but who cares!
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Yeah I know
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That’s good….uhh
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I must find people to team
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Choose your breakfast:
1) Waffle with milk
2) Egg & bacon
3) Blin with vodka-
Where is pancakes and bacon and cinnamon buns?
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I haven’t eat cinnamon buns, and meh, i don’t eat bacon
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EXCUSE ME, DID YOU JUST SAY YOU DON’T LIKE BACON, ARE YOU INSANE!!
2019-06-30 01:39:40 UTC-
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I’m not christian, okay….
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I’m not Christian either
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so, you’re chinese
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Actually i’m American
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…..
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Blin with vodka
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same
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Plus I have invited you to the union group it’s where allies and Russia plan in privet
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mmmhhmmm
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I don’t eat breakfast during summer because by the time I wake up it’s time for lunch.
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E g g
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J u s t
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Well that was quick
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Is this good (this is made in Sticknodes)
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10/10, i’m serious
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Thanks
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I created the group accept my friend request so I can invite u
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I did
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I invited u to the group
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*stalin starts to shed a tear of joy*
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has the universe been conquered yet?