• [Intro]
    Billy Parham in your house
    Turn me up but not too loud
    For fear of disturbing someone
    Enunciating to the masses, mm-hmm

    [Verse]
    I’m here to tell you
    Of the relevance of etiquette
    ‘Tis quite important
    Though I fear you might not get it yet

    Feet on the seats
    I’m sure I don’t approve
    Hold the door for the ladies
    When they go through

    Wipe your feet
    When you’re entering a neighbor’s house
    And when he chews
    A gentleman will always close his mouth
    Close his mouth, close his mouth

    [Outro]
    The speed a virus spreads is beyond belief
    When you sneeze, please be sure to use a handkerchief
    Handkerchief
    A handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief, a handkerchief…

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    • What the…..fffff

      2020-12-01 14:33:10 UTC 1
      • Replying to: tankWhat the.....fffff

        sad when a kid lets himself go like that am I right

        2020-12-01 14:35:58 UTC 0
        • Replying to: katzesad when a kid lets himself go like that am I right

          No i mean….

          This was from a show..

          2020-12-01 14:36:33 UTC 1
          • Replying to: tankNo i mean.... This was from a show..

            Dude, I’m just a background character. I’m not supposed to say anything. I don’t even have a name

            2020-12-01 14:38:32 UTC 1
            • Replying to: katze Dude, I'm just a background character. I'm not supposed t

              cmon man everyone has a song

              2020-12-01 14:44:19 UTC 2
              • Replying to: m4.devcmon man everyone has a song

                -even unimportant background characters!

                2020-12-01 14:45:44 UTC 1
                • Replying to: katze-even unimportant background characters!

                  yes

                  2020-12-01 14:47:03 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: m4.devyes

                    Maybe I do. You see… [Singing] If I told you my l—
                    Teri: Eww, gross! Oh, someone should clean this up.
                    Filth, filth, all around
                    In the air and on the ground
                    Grime, grime, everywhere
                    In your mouth and in your hair
                    Oh can’t you see
                    This world’s unclean
                    They say brush twice a day
                    I think that’s not enough
                    Oh, can’t you see
                    All this disease
                    The smell of sweaty feet
                    Makes me throw up
                    Filth, filth—

                    2020-12-01 14:49:13 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: katzeMaybe I do. You see... [Singing] If I told you my l— Teri: E

                      2020-12-01 14:50:43 UTC 1
    • Shit….

      Coincidence?

      2020-12-01 14:39:55 UTC 1
      • Replying to: vuiceShit.... Coincidence?

        whats a coincidence? wdym

        2020-12-01 14:40:43 UTC 0
        • Replying to: katzewhats a coincidence? wdym

          bro do you not know the current world events

          2020-12-01 14:41:41 UTC 1
          • Replying to: vuicebro do you not know the current world events

            I think so, but what are you referring to that’s a coincidence

            2020-12-01 14:42:52 UTC 1
    • 2020-12-01 14:46:10 UTC 2
    • cringe

      2020-12-01 14:52:44 UTC 2
  • oh yeah
    it’s jolly time

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  • Replying to comment by: m4.devso he dues that thheeen

    r/ihadastroke

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  • Replying to comment by: m4.devI would go buy animal crossing if we were gonna do that

    honestly tho ralph would have to go through all the dialogue and stuff and actually have to play that game everyday if he wanted a good island cause animal crossing from what I’ve seen doesn’t let you get straight to building and carving your island

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  • Replying to comment by: willowi thought it was on hulu

    o maybe but I don’t have Hulu

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  • Replying to comment by: willowmaybe try watching the episode

    I will eventually today cause i have Disney+

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  • Replying to comment by: willowi think it was the episode before the society of the blind e

    I looked through the whole transcript of little gift shop of horrors and didn’t see it but i might not have looked hard enough

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  • Replying to comment by: 🦇🎃K-ZILLA🎃🦇 (Doing Commissions Now)What if Lemone was aple. 0: (REAL)(NOT CLICKBAIT)(GONE PARAN

    omg

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  • Replying to comment by: m4.dev@ralph i need help it keeps saying somone blocked me when th

    when you get blocked by someone it often has a different pfp than the person who actually blocked you idk why but ralph should probably fix it

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  • Replying to comment by: willowI'll never forget the day Stanley Pines said "too many ori

    I don’t remember that?
    what episode was that?

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  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)almost wanna get a switch *just* to create an island or w/e

    honestly sounds like cool idea even if it’s not happening

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  • Replying to comment by: ZystonCan't stop looking away at the left one

    gay

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  • Replying to comment by: Tastylemon16That’s great news on your behalf, I like the feeling of wait

    ikr it’s the best feeling lol

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  • Replying to comment by: vuiceGG Message for the future: Whats your friend code? I have s

    o nice ok when I go to my dads house and turn on my switch i’ll find out I guess lol

    I feel unprepared although i’ve been watching a million nintendo switch videos

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