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    dezwayoccifersubscriberfeatured-lvl1uc-winner-lvl1 2019-05-02 16:22:24 UTC

    so I had a dream where jackie chan and my brother were going to the moon

    in a car

    with 3 rocket engines at the back

    that were pointing upwards instead of horizontal like the car

    they made it, 2 of the engines failed, but the one that was still there worked it’s just the propellant was cold when it was coming out of the nozzle

    so my brother fixed it by turning some dial, jackie chan was all “lol thanks” and left him behind or something (or maybe just forgot him idk), jackie chan tried to take off but he couldn’t take off, so he drove to the south pole of the moon in like 4 seconds and then fell off, so now he could alter his trajectory

    so for some reason he changes his trajectory to new york city and SOMEHOW SETS IT EXACTLY TO THE TOP of the empire state building

    so jackie chan lands on top of the empire state building and isn’t impaled, but he can’t get down

    SO HE JUMPS O F F THE EMPIRE STATE BUILDING

    A N D – S U R V I V E S

    (i also should add that my brother was actually in the car somehow but he fell out or something so he’s just in orbit now and with no space-suit since the moon somehow has air in this apparently)

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