first degree murder
i am 100 meters from your location and rapidly approaching

To first understand how to type, first you must understand how to read. Since you don’t know how to read I’ll communicate to you telekinetically and you’ll get a rough understanding of what I’m saying.
To read, first you must understand a specific human language. There are multiple other factors which include:

What is a language?
How do you learn a language?
Where do you go to learn a language?
How do you go?
How do you walk?

And etc.

You can have someone research the rest if you know how to speak, but I’m assuming you can so I’ll send you a few sources regarding the last requirement:

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Walking
https://www.wikihow.com/Walk

Step 1 : type
Step 2 : insert emojis
Step 3 : return

Thank me later