probably gonna get castrated for this but tasque manager

You don’t have to look old to be old, and i’m pretty sure everyone (well not exactly everyone) would know that

Already you baffled me with the audacity to tell me that looks like a child, and I knew you would say that considering how Jirachi is actually 1,000 years old (technically). I swear if you say that all mythical pokemon look like children (except Arceus, Darkrai, Genesect, Zarude), we’re throwing hands.

Dude just because it looks like a child, doesn’t mean it is one. It’s like calling a girl with dwarfism a damn toddler. There’s is a huge difference between characters that look like children but aren’t children and characters that ARE children. Huge difference, and Marshadow’s on the look-like side yet isn’t even a child as a whole. What’s next, you’re gonna tell me that Jirachi is a toddler next (even though that’s out of context)

*drops from the heavens and shoots steve*

He’s about to commit a war crime on it