@nobodylovesmeanims right.
look here my dude as i wish to grace you with the power of KNOWLEDGE.
i am most certainly NO what you deem me to be: a ‘prick’. the sort of language you are attacking me with and unnecessary aggression is completely irresponsible and you should consider the fact that your actions are wrong and that you should merely subside this hatred. i came to this platform to give you and everyone else here cool figs, neat animations and a whole bunch of memes. though my humor can be dark and almost aggressive at times, this is merely sarcasm and satire, used for comedic effect.
your aggression started after i simply told another user that they had unknowingly stolen one of my figs without permission, this confrontation was resolved peacefully; the user apologized immediately after and i let them go on their way. however, you decided to witchhunt me AFTER the problem was solved by attacking me relentlessly when you are clearly in the wrong.
if this is all sarcasm and some form of sick joke, you better tell me as i am taking this VERY seriously. if this behavior continues, i will contact Ralph and have him tell you what’s what.

take that into consideration.