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okay, doubt anyone else here plays Rome Total War. basically it’s a roman era based tactical war game, it’s real awesome. but basically i set up my armies to be about 70% cavalry and cavalry are horrendously weak to spearmen and i swear to god no matter who i go against, every time they’ve got these bl**dy phalanxes just sitting there on the other side of the battlefield like “hi, f**k you”






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also, Parthia master race, Cataphracts = dominance
how did they even hold those? i can only hold a tub of ice vream for like 20 seconds before i put it down and shake my hands for heat
well
…they’re not cold, so
but they’re wooden and hard
just like my DI-
You dick is made of lumber?
Diamond d*ck
Its better
achievement get: getting wood
You have morning wood every time of day
sadly yes
Eesh
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No, it’s timber
Timber = wood = house = Trojan horse
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They’d hold the shaft in one hand and have the lower end rest on the underside of their arm while holding a shield in their other hand
Can you believe the Gaul sometimes fought naked? Of course they’re wearing pants in the game but…
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Gaul, Germanic tribes and Britons.
They’re just easier targets when your army’s main unit is the best horsemen in the game
I play it
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Good man
Long live age of empires
This sucks
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Aaaaaaaaaand you’re retarded
I would play it
BUT MY PARENTS STILL CANT GET THAT BLASYED CIMPUTER FIXED*
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You can get it for £10 now on the App store
IT’S AS AWESOME AS IT SOUNDS
I have heard of it. I’m not a fan of stuff like that. I mainly just watched JSEs’ series of it.
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I’ve heard it too but it looks like it’d get boring around midgame
I agree. It’s kinda repetitive it seems.