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“Most people don’t actually know where the universe came from. The Big Bang theory says that everything started at a single point, and that before that point existed, there were just particles and clouds of gas. But that’s where everything kind of… stops. There isn’t any explanation as to where the gas came from in the first place. Multiple theories have tried to explain this but have fallen short due to our limited knowledge of how the universe even works.
I’m guessing you’re probably one of these people that are scratching their heads. Something can’t come from nothing, after all, right? Well, to make a long story short… actually, it’s a very long and confusing story. Making it any shorter would make it even worse. So let’s begin at the start- the very start -and I’ll tell you what happened way back then, including a few things nobody nowadays knows about, and for good reason; they simply don’t know that it happened.”





And so it begins.
This is one of the reasons i believe there is a god.
makes no sense if the gas came from nothing, so i believe it must’ve come from a creator.
Well, technically there will be a god, just not exactly the one you’re thinking of.
That may or may not have been a cryptic hint.
sean farted one day
I mean, this would imply that Sean is literally god.
He is
I thought this was established