Not sure if im crazy for finding HTF funny…

Site Horror Story #4:

“Legend of the Pineapple, Cursed Variant”

“This story originates from my land, the Philippines. Now, some of you may have heard this story, and some of you may have not. There was once a girl named Pinã (Pineapple). She was a beautiful woman. When her mother told her to get the pot, she replied: “I cannot find it mother” though it was right next to her. She was a lazy woman. Her mother told her: “Use your eyes”. The next day, her mother told her to go get the basket outside, she went out but never came back. Now, in the famous well known version of the story, she turned into the first pineapple but, this is what they never told you. When she went outside, she couldn’t find the basket. Her stupidity led her to a forest. She heard a mysterious sound coming from behind a thicket (dense group of bushes). She saw a “fairy” named “Alishiawanda” who was secretly a demon. She forced the girl to worship her but she refused. She killed the girl and took her soul and stuffed it into a fruit. She said “Poor wandering mind, you cannot find whatever you are told to find. And you did not worship me, In return, I give you many eyes, but you can never return to your mother. Your name is Pinã so I shall call thy fruit a pineapple”. The photo below is a recreation of the first pineapple from memory.

Site Horror Story #3:

“Meat in a coat”

“My grandad took me to the butchers to buy some beef. The butcher kept his meat in a cold dark cellar. He said he could hear banging coming from the entrance, but he didn’t really care when he heard it for the first time. He thought he was hearing things. But when his friends said they could also hear the banging, thats when they knew something was off. The doors to the cellar suddenly burst open, and a cold wind came blowing from inside. The butcher took his cleaver and went down. My grandad felt bad that he went alone so we both went down. We looked around for a bit until we saw, a meat figure wearing a coat, and a frozen dead body in the corner. It had no stench, it’s cold dead eyes just stared at us, the butcher tried to kill it but immediately, the butcher froze and vomited his organs out. The meat figure immediately absorbed it and grew bigger. Me and my grandad got a snap and ran away. The police arrived to the scene and found nothing but a trench coat, the dead guy in the butcher.”

Site Horror Story #2

“Malicious Stick Nodes APK”

“My friend Devon liked to animate stuff. He made flipbooks and stopmotions of people fighting. Now, he discovered about Stick Nodes Pro, he wanted to animate like me (Jack). He didn’t really wanna pay so he found an APK website called DealAPK.org and he downloaded Stick Nodes. Now, while I was writing this, I sorta realized, the reason it’s called DealAPK is because it’s like dealing with the devil cause it cost him his phone. When you open Stick Nodes up for the first time, they ask for your language and stuff but Devon noticed something different. There was no “choose your language” and Stick Nodes was automatically set to Greek, and the Default was colored black. Devon didn’t really understand Greek as he was learning Italian. He shrugged it off and started animating. A while later his Stick Nodes started glitching and his phone started lagging. His screen turned off and when he turned it on, the Default was staring at us. His smile was small and eerie, his eyes gave off this wierd vibe. Then this message appeared…

“Έχετε 10 ημέρες για να πληρώσετε 3000$ διαφορετικά τα αρχεία σας θα καταστραφούν. Το τηλέφωνό σας θα επαναφερθεί εάν δεν πληρωθεί εγκαίρως”

We didn’t understand anything but we think that this is some ransomware. My friend lost all important data and he learned never to download on APK websites again. Somehow though this picture of the thing we now call “Stick Nodes Demon” appeared on Devon’s gallery one day.”

Site Horror Story #1:

“Farmer Bill”

“My friends and I were about 14 at this time. We went to visit my cousin Mark who lived at a farm. When we arrived, he showed us this “cool” scarecrow named after our Grandpa Billy. One night, he pranked us by standing with the scarecrow at the door of the barn. When we went outside, he threw the scarecrow at our face and it scared us. Mark said: “You guys are like crows! You got scared by a scarecrow”. Mark put up the scarecrow on his stand or whatever they call it. We laughed for a while and we went to bed. This is where the nightmare begins. My friends, Ken got up to look for the bathroom. He took John, with him. They somehow got lost on their way. Ken said they heard rustling in the bushes near where the scarecrow was put. Now if I recall, Mark put up the scarecrow but when Ken and John looked, it was gone. They thought it was just Mark messing with them, but he was asleep with Blake and I. Ken and John looked behind them and saw, the scarecrow, now with his jaw ripped off. Ken ran away but John was frozen. Ken watched in horror as John was being torn apart with his organs being replaced with cotton and straw. Ken woke us up and thought he was talking crazy, but we could hear my aunt suddenly scream! Our grandma came to check up on us, she had a shotgun in her arms. We heard gunshots in the house, and when police arrived on the scene, the scarecrow had already vanished. They assumed some crazed lunatic psycho guy had took the scarecrow and wore it like a costume. Whatever the case is, we never went back to Mark’s again. Ken got a picture of the scarecrow somehow even though he never brought his phone with him.”