@furyintheshadows
According to Ralph, I identify as a bucket. Quite frankly, I agree.
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FURRY! RUN!
This happens EVERY SINGLE TIME! *proceeds to peel banana with malicious intent*
Which part? The being called a furry? Or the running of the way? And what are you doing with that banana?
1. I get called a furry a lot, based on my name. 2. This banana is a weapon of mass destruction.
1. Well are you or aren’t you a furry
2. I thought you were going to say- never mind.
1. I’m not a furry, but I do have a friend who is.
2. As a true villain, I will always explain my entire evil plan, giving the hero enough time to come up with their own plan to take me down.
1st. Noice.
2nd. I am a true villain. One that isn’t stupid enough to let the hero win. I capture them. And I eat them.
…I’m kind of new to this whole villain thing…
Well, technically I’m a demon. The radio demon to be precise. And I am one of the most powerful demons in the entirety of hell.
Ah, I see. I am a mere skeleton soldier with a bucket for a head. I feed on emotions.
Really? How per say does that work?
It only works if I can see the victim’s eyes. Like the saying goes, “The eyes are the window to the soul.” If I can’t see their eyes, I remove my bucket.
Well don’t try it on me. I have no soul. Now, tell me. How is your fighting?
Dark energy based ranged attacks, but if it gets up close and personal, I have my handy scythe with me.
Not bad. Here is what I can do.
Such power! I’ve seen none other like it. And I assume doing such a deed was barely worth a fraction of your energy.
You bet. T’was done with such ease. But don’t fret-
Fret, I shall not, but at this point in time, to rest at ease will prove to be quite the dilemma.
I concur. For now you have only seen a bit of my power. I make a lively friend, and an even deadlier Enemy.
Agreed, my demonic fellow.
So tell me, where do you stand? Friend or foe? Because I can quite Assure you that you may want to pick wisely.
Nice convo we’re having here
For two hours I have thought, and thus I shall choose… For two hours I have reflected on how such power of that magnitude could be wielded by a being such as yourself, Alastor. I have concluded. Being a friend is the only viable option if, of course, I wish to further exist.
Vore isn’t allowed here
I will now kill you