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10 Rules of Boom Boom
1).Have Explosives
2). Kill your dad multiple times if he’s a bad boi
3). Have your entire life revolve around a single chick , impressively depressing it shall be
4). Be immune to explosives
5). Have at least a C4 on you at all times
6). Be kind to yo mama
7). Break and kill shit you don’t like
8). Start doing crimes as a teen , why not
9). Punch the shit out of any cunt who might bring problems
10). Fuck you









I can’t have a c4 on my body at all times..
That’s heresy in the land of Boom
Sigh..
I’ll buy a c4 then..
6). Be kind to yo mama
9). Punch the shit out of any cunt who might bring problems
These two rules directly contradict
Punch her kindly
That sounded wrong
1. Sam have a variety of explosives
2. Sam didn’t even know his dad until he turned 17 + who would want to kill Santa?
3. Don’t know about that one sounds kinda sus
4. Sam is Fire proof, but the pressure released from an explosion would damage him…
5. Ummm…He doesn’t carry c4s on him but a thing I created called Builda-Bombs, which when thrown scans the part of a room and fixes it…say you have a hole in the wall, the Builda-Bomb would scan that hole and explode and BAM! the wall is fixed
6. Sam loves his Mama
7. Does that occasionally…
8. He stopped robberies when he was a teen
9. Does that pretty often…
10. Ok, lemme get myself ready…
Nice
Nice
Die
Die
Semi-die/nice
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Nice
Nice
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Ono
also another ARSON AND TAX FRAUD