• 10 Rules of Boom Boom

    1).Have Explosives
    2). Kill your dad multiple times if he’s a bad boi
    3). Have your entire life revolve around a single chick , impressively depressing it shall be
    4). Be immune to explosives
    5). Have at least a C4 on you at all times
    6). Be kind to yo mama
    7). Break and kill shit you don’t like
    8). Start doing crimes as a teen , why not
    9). Punch the shit out of any cunt who might bring problems
    10). Fuck you

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    • I can’t have a c4 on my body at all times..

      2021-11-09 14:17:50 UTC 0
    • 6). Be kind to yo mama

      9). Punch the shit out of any cunt who might bring problems

      These two rules directly contradict

      2021-11-09 14:21:05 UTC 6
    • 1. Sam have a variety of explosives

      2. Sam didn’t even know his dad until he turned 17 + who would want to kill Santa?

      3. Don’t know about that one sounds kinda sus

      4. Sam is Fire proof, but the pressure released from an explosion would damage him…

      5. Ummm…He doesn’t carry c4s on him but a thing I created called Builda-Bombs, which when thrown scans the part of a room and fixes it…say you have a hole in the wall, the Builda-Bomb would scan that hole and explode and BAM! the wall is fixed

      6. Sam loves his Mama

      7. Does that occasionally…

      8. He stopped robberies when he was a teen

      9. Does that pretty often…

      10. Ok, lemme get myself ready…

      2021-11-09 14:33:28 UTC 2
    • also another ARSON AND TAX FRAUD

      2021-11-09 23:30:39 UTC 0