*shuriken dodges every punch*
You do know that if I didn’t make it dodge your hands would be completely sliced into about a trillion bits, right?

I think this may be too much for you, sans. Stay back.

*shuriken dodges the catch and arcs back at you, 50 times faster*

He’s lying.

What you don’t know is that the more the dark shuriken is dodged, the faster it gets. Also, the only way to make it stop is to take it head-on.

*shuriken arcs back, but this time 20 times faster*

Don’t fall for it, he’s trying to fool you, it’s not weird, he was moaning from PAIN!

*shuriken arcs back around to you*

I’m not gonna lose. *launches a dark shuriken at demon*

I’m fighting Littleman, who is the Stick Nodes demon. Also, I’m not gonna lose.

I WAS GONNA PLAY GIORNO’S THEME WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME!