So, i’d like to introduce a series that was designed for KIDS. And despite being a kids show it is disturbing…along with the concept. Introducing, Inhumanoids: the evil that lies within. The concept is literally armored scientists going up against the nastiest monsters of hell-i mean…inside the earth….but seriously, no one can believe that this wasn’t hell. You got monsters like metlar aka SATAN who has a pool of lava In his mouth so he can make fireballs….somehow? And then a green octopus monster named tendril which also is literally CTHULHU man the connections! But the scariest of them has to be D.compose. He has a skeleton army but his touch is a fate worse than death (that was an actual line the narrator had to say in the inhumanoids profile for the series) which when d.compose touches somebody they mutate into hellish nightmarish beings capable of traumatic scarings…yeah, for the kids….but luckily the ‘earthcore’ have backup in the form of not human nor inhumanoid creatures called the mutores which come in two forms, the treelike redwoods that live in harmony with overworld nature And the underground mantle rock golems known as the granites that keep the inhumanoids in the fiery pits of the underworld. Then theres the being known as magnokor which split into two beings: crygen and pyre who have polaric properties which can paralyze the evil metlar which makes magnokor the only thing metlar fears. But seriously, hasbro decided to make this nightmarish series into a kids series…man they were smoking some weird things…

Fun fact: the old mario bros commercial scared me especially the part where the ‘creepy crab’ drags luigi into the pipes just after luigi cries out for mario’s help but to no avail. (Plus the song is disturbing…) lyrics: something’s gumming up the plumbing poor luigi’s in a bind giant turtles out to get him! creepy crabs are right behind! Fighter flies, jeepers yikes! Their all coming out the pipes! Mario where are you?! (Seriously its creepy…)

And now i only have one viewer….i’m sad.

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