note 2: 4R inc. Is not responsible for any damage that may be caused if you do this, we are in no way responsible for the harm that may come from using this method of masturbation prevention

You have sent me spiralling into a deep rage, i despise your very existence and all that you hold dear

Scrapped post idea:

NNN log entry:0_prologue

Day zero: happy halloween
November is tomorrow and i dont know why but im writing a log, one of my pals told me it would be fun, although he neglected to mention what NNN means, im not interested, as for now, no news.

log 0 end

Yeeeeeeeee

I understand what youre going through, at least to some degree, and despite how cliche and bullshît it sounds, things do get better. Im not the best at giving people emotional support, but i thought id at least try.
(Insert irrelevant joke here)

You can do it man

Hahah

Im pretty sure M̶r̶.̶ ̶K̶r̶a̶b̶s̶ Ralph is going to send it to you
It might just be 50 cents and the prize amounts were typos
Note to self: if you do a give away pretend you mispelled the prize amount

Youre going to fail, and i cannot give you any motivation.

Oh also thx pal