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    Infiniteguesssubscriberocciferuc-votercrusaderfeatured-lvl3uc-winner-lvl4legendary-noder 2022-10-20 02:00:27 UTC

    The lol, jk Plague

    Incident 1: The Beginning
    Not much is known about the origin of this terrible disease, but it’s been said that this began about a year ago, when Ralph decided to play a little trick on Gigan, making him end every sentence and every post with lol, jk.

    Incident 2: The Return

    A few days ago, Ralph decides to re-implement the lol, jk after Gigan was acting like his usual self. Some days go by and Gigan has been dealing with the lol, jk for a while, so then another user, Jade, asks Ralph to lift the curse that he had bestowed upon Gigan. This backfired as Ralph decided to instead put the lol, jk on everyone BUT Gigan.

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    Incident 3: The Present
    Lol, jk has infected us all, the only way to safely get rid of this curse is by using familiar methods, such as quarantine. Some users have been locking their posts to prevent comments, which obviously include the lol, jk. Posts aren’t affected by it so its really the only solution to this problem, besides not commenting at all.

    During these trying times we would like to advise you to stay safe and remain 6 posts apart, as we wait for this epidemic to blow over.

    This post was brought to you by the Stick News Network, lol, not kidding

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    • I’ll like to share a few words about this epidemic. We encourage you to start locking your post to stop you from catching a well known side effect Called “anger”. Yoy see, as a certified ragetoligist, seeing such an annoying phrase in repetitive doses releases rage inducing chemicals such as adrenaline and Norepinephrine. This will cause your anger to build up over time until you make a rant post. Rant post, if not locked properly, may cause comments, a well known side effect. These will carry the disease, starting the cycle again. Please quarantine and stay safe. This disease will end once Gigan deems it over, until then stay safe. Back to you infinite.

      2022-10-20 02:12:30 UTC 4
    • 2022-10-20 02:51:35 UTC 2
    • lol i’m totes kidding
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      2022-10-20 03:14:18 UTC 3
    • I appreciate how two abbreviations lead to a news post on it where there hasn’t been for however long despite Stick Nodes’ regular shenanigans.

      2022-10-20 08:28:15 UTC 1