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    _dragdrizzlesubscriberoccifer 2021-06-21 23:01:19 UTC

    I did it…I got oocifer badge

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    • i got a letter from the dmv, the other day
      i opened and read it
      it said they were SUCKAS!

      2021-06-21 23:08:54 UTC 1
      • Replying to: noobishi got a letter from the dmv, the other day i opened and read

        r/laugh

        2021-06-21 23:11:56 UTC 0
        • Replying to: _dragdrizzle>r/laugh

          They tried to tell me that my license was suspended
          I got offended
          For a minute then pretended
          That I never even got the damn letter

          2021-06-21 23:13:02 UTC 1
          • Replying to: noobishThey tried to tell me that my license was suspended I got of

            r/morelaugh

            2021-06-21 23:14:25 UTC 0
            • Replying to: _dragdrizzle>r/morelaugh

              It’s nine o’clock
              On the dot
              So I think I’d better
              Scoot off to school
              ‘Cause in class there’s a test
              I gotta dress fast
              Grab my glasses and my vest

              2021-06-21 23:15:14 UTC 0
              • Replying to: noobishIt's nine o'clock On the dot So I think I'd better Scoot

                and go to school,
                Take that test,
                Pass it to one of my classmates, he started singing this exact song!

                2021-06-21 23:18:55 UTC 0
              • Replying to: noobishIt's nine o'clock On the dot So I think I'd better Scoot

                There once was a ship that put to sea
                The name of the ship was the Billy of Tea
                The winds blew up, her bow dipped down
                Oh blow, my bully boys, blow (huh)

                2021-06-21 23:19:18 UTC 0
                • Replying to: _dragdrizzleThere once was a ship that put to sea The name of the ship w

                  Soon may the Wellerman come
                  To bring us sugar and tea and rum
                  One day, when the tonguing is done
                  We’ll take our leave and go

                  2021-06-21 23:19:47 UTC 0
                  • Replying to: _dragdrizzleSoon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and ru

                    She’d not been two weeks from shore
                    When down on her a right whale bore
                    The captain called all hands and swore
                    He’d take that whale in tow (huh)

                    2021-06-21 23:20:12 UTC 0
                    • Replying to: _dragdrizzleShe'd not been two weeks from shore When down on her a righ

                      Soon may the Wellerman come
                      To bring us sugar and tea and rum
                      One day, when the tonguing is done
                      We’ll take our leave and go

                      2021-06-21 23:20:28 UTC 0
                      • Replying to: _dragdrizzleSoon may the Wellerman come To bring us sugar and tea and ru

                        Da-da-da-da-da
                        Da-da-da-da-da-da-da
                        Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da

                        2021-06-21 23:20:38 UTC 0
                        • Replying to: _dragdrizzleDa-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da Da-da-da-da-da-da-da-da-

                          Then I stopped the kid there and murdered him, 5 years jail time.

                          2021-06-21 23:20:53 UTC 0
    • you’re a snitch

      2021-06-21 23:28:21 UTC 2
    • i hereby set my curse on you.

      You will not get another badge for 1 year like i did.

      2021-06-22 00:47:08 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Colloi hereby set my curse on you. You will not get another badg

        I set a curse on you, you won’t get a featured until next month.

        2021-06-22 02:06:10 UTC 1