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🎃🍂ThoughtsOfHalloween🍂🎃
2019-12-06 17:02:33 UTC So I’ve done this once before. You say a random word or words. (THREE MAX!) And I’ll take those word(s) and make a short story of it. Like as if its a page or pages (depending how into it I get) from a book. Have fun.
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Eating cereal
It was 8:00 AM in the morning and Dodo was eating Cinnamon Toast Crunch in the living room while I was switching channels on the TV. Dodo said through a mouthful of cereal, “Eating cereal.” I looked from the TV and towards him. His face was blank. Devoid of all emotions. I was weirded out but let it slide and started judging how he did not cover his mouth when he talked. “Dude don’t speak with food in your mouth! It’s disgusting, And- AW! Look you got that shit on the floor!” His face still stayed that blank stare. All he replied with was, “Eating cereal.” I was about to say something but the cereal just went down his throat as if he inhaled it. I busted out laughing. In Between laughs I said
“Did you just f–king inhale that shit?” I stopped laughing when I herd my cat meowing in fear. It was halfway in his mouth when I looked and not a moment later I quickly disappeared. He then next started to inhale everything around him. The bowl, lamp, coffee stand, a damn couch! But somehow I was being spared. Next thing I knew he inhaled the house! He then said with his booming voice, “I will succ everything! I will succ you, I will suck your dog, I will succ Ralph himself! I will succ thee whole planet. And thats the last thing I remember before he did exactly that.
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AHH I was lazy af with this.
dead unidentified creature.
OK, I like this one.
Me and my crew was just sent out because a group of campers were found dead. The person who reported that later died of radiation poisoning. So noe we are being sent out in hazmat suits to see what killed those people.
WHat HaPpeNeD nExT
“How much further?” Chad said.
“I don’t know,” Laurie replied. To me, she asked, “Do you know?”
“Yea, just a little bit longer. About two-tenths of a mile.”
We continued along that way to this thing. The radiation hit hard because the trees and plants were visibly dying, spreading fast like a poison. It was sending chills down my spine. What the hell caused this much radiation? The only two this I know that could cause this much of it was either a nuclear blast or a bad day at the power plant.
As we started to get closer a fog started to appear. I didn’t think too much of it till you could not see anything but lights.
Laurie suggested, “Let’s hold on to each other so we drift apart.” I and chad agreed and grabbed each other. As we were walking it started to get super hot. Should we turn back? What if one of us gets a heat stroke? Say if one- Before I get to question more Chad started screaming. I looked down and Chad was sliding down into a deep crater. I and Laurie look at each other before sliding down with him. We get to Chad and I ask “You ok man? You got any holes in your hazmat suit?”
“No, no I think I’m good.”
“Alright, let’s continue.”
The fog started to ease up but it was still hard to see. A faint tint started to appear. I looked almost blue. I turned to the others and asked “Have you guys also noticed the blue tint?”
Laurie replied “Yea I noticed it to. It cant be the moon because the dark side of it is faceing us. So yea I dont kno-” Before she could finish we see what was causing the light. A pod shapped like an egg with a weird veiny desgine on it waas making the blue glow. “What is that?” Chad asked. Laurie replied “I, I dont know.”
I suggested to take pictures and then leave and bring it back to HQ.
As we were taking picture Laurie lat out a little gasp. I flinched and said “Jesus Laurie you gave me a hear attack! Why did you gasp?”
She didint say anything but she rose her arm and pointed at the egg shaped thing. Theres a crack.
I was shaken. Could there really be a creature in here. A actuall alien. I shoved the thought away because how did it not shadder when it crashed landed and made this giant crater? Unless its extreamely strong. It is from another planet. And on other planets anything is possible, like on this one planet it rains rocks! So the possibility of this cannot be too impossible right? I lose my train of thought when CRACK!
The crack got brgger. Me, Laurie, and Chad took a nervous step back. We looked at each other unsure if we should stay and watch or if we should run.
CRACK!
The lines are getting bigger it almost rounded the entire thing. One more and it’ll break in half.
CRACK!
A high pitch squeal came from the egg.
A large alien came from the egg. It had to be 30 feet long if you counted the tail. It almost looked like a lizard but it was dark green and it had small eyes. So it must had trouble seeing. That means it relied on smell. The face was long and at the tip of the node was a sharp thing I cant describe it but it must’ve used it to break out of the shell. Wait, it crashed landed onto earth. Made a big crater and only made a tiny crack? That means its impossibly strong!
The lizard raises it large long head and sniffs the air. As it was sniffing the head slowly turned towards us. I wanted to run. We all wanted to run. But if we did we’ll die. But if we stayed we’ll die. The creature made a blood curdling shriek and raided its left arm and tried to slice us with its long talons. A spladder of blood appears on my visor. I look to my right and Chad was in three pieces. Me and Laurie screamed
so chad basically got mortal kombated by a alien.
We sprinted towards the edge of the crater. We don’t have long. When its don’t with Chads body it’ll sniff us out and kill us. When we made it at the edge of the crater we could see the monster quickly coming towards us. I looked at Laurie and she looked at me. I said go and pushed her on top of the edge. I turn around and started yelling and running into the other direction. The monster caught up with me and that was the end for me.
i think its a whole entire monstrosity in the egg.
walking tomato glock
Fucking dead Elmo
Its finally time. After all of these years. I can do this. Right here right now.
“No, please I beg of you.” Elmo said raising the stump of his amputated arm and using the other to keep himself up.
And his two legs were useless for running for they were broken.
“You changed the whole show!” I shouted. “You made from what once was a show about learning to a show of entertainment! To distract kids from having a jump boost in life! You peice of shit!” I raise my sword as Elmo is screaming no. I slash my sword down onto his head splitting it in two.
It was done.
I have killed Elmo.
I have avenged the old PBS Sesame Street.
I laugh in excitement as I see his dead, lifeless body laying there. Then my mother walk in, “Honey whats so funny?” She sees the destroyed Elmo with my sword in it. “God Mom get out of my room. I get up and run to the door. My fat that hangs from my body jiggles and I run to shut the door. I finally get to the door and shut it. I let out a sigh, adjust my glasses, and notice one of my ahigo anime posters fell.
I hang it back up and go back online to watch some more crunchyroll.
amuse subway disappointment
Warm apple pie
A werewolf boy