• JoShtick’s in a nutshell #3 :

    Cool guns :

    So the first cool gun came from COLT

    The Judge Magnum, ( yup )

    Its really OP in most video games, but in real life, its a reliable gun, 8 catridge ( which is exceptional in the 1800′ )

    And a heavy firearm that really is a sucker punch to those who bought revolvers

    The second is the iconic Auvtomatika Kalashnikov 47

    In video games, this gun is mostly called AK-47 and the buttstock is wooden, also the handle is wooden and has an excellent firerate in most FPS games

    Despite popular belief, it ISNT wooden at all, its completemently metal, everything is metal and iron

    Its not a very reliable gun, in the vietnam war, the Vietcong lost over 30+ battle with it

    Its reliable only to guard places due to its ” slicing ” firerate and abnormal accuracy

    So the company who made the Auvtomatika Kalashnikov 74 made a new, better version, the Auvtomatika Kalashnikov M ( mostly known as AKM ) A much, Much better and shorter version, its sold at the end of the vietnam war.

    The next cool gun is the even more iconic and ironic

    Heckler Und Koch G36

    This gun is an OP gun for most FPS, but in real life

    Its too op, the G89 is even more…

    A high fire rate with high accuracy,that was like ” the sun is a dedly lazer ! ” to enemies.

    Thats it, comment down below if you know more cool guns.

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  • Ralph : StickNodes isn’t for violent animat…

    Me : SICKNODES ( 13+ )

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  • Replying to comment by: SmileGuyHad to create it 13+ becuase if it was higher not even he wo

    I am 12 years old…

    Oh and let me explain :

    7 years+ is for action movies like 3 days to kill ( best movie EVER, I swear ! )

    13+ is for Gore, Violence, other stuffs related with it ( example : Silence of the lambs or Conan the barbarian )

    18 + is for T H I C C things ( example : Fifty shades of grey, Twilight, pr0n, etc. )

    24 + also exist, its for extremely violent movies ( example : Cannibal Holocaust)

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  • Replying to comment by: Xen1407You called him a dictator and a lunatic for bullsh!t reasons

    Ok ok…

    I am not mad that you are a wild head like almost everybody on the website but here, let me explain :

    Red first appeared on one of my animation post, he says that it was horrible for some reasons ( its rough )

    Then I just replied \” show me your animation then. \”

    He did\’nt show them.

    Next, I commented on a post by T3RARRIA requesting helps on how to defeat the moon lord, I said some useful tips but Red just snapped at me for some EXTREMELY peculiar reason

    I said to him if he even plays terraria, he send me a totally fake image screenshotted from youtube

    After that, I just pushed my negative opinion on tweening a little bit too far and hes an SS occifer trying to stop somebodie\’s little mistake

    He reacted like it was the end of the world

    And then, dispute goes on and on with red always getting likes just because he said \” what ? \” on all my post

    And he just send me this coward sorry letter to me

    How dare he, dastarly basterd.

    Welp, could\’nt help it, insulted him and it caused drama

    Tho, I could have exposed him in a post instead of insulting him with big words

    To me, his action deserves a 3 day ban + 1 strike ( just kidding, his actions are unforgivable to me )

    Next time drama happens, I tag one of the member of \” Le drama destroyers \” to stop this unnecessary need of internet romeo-juliet, hamlet thingy.

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  • Replying to comment by: Xen1407Yeah, sure, you totally didn't harrass anyone *coughs painf

    Red = fried succ

    Fried succ = insult them

    Reply to fried succ = not insult

    Not insult = reply

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  • @thegamerxcrf

    Wilson Crays Mactintosh

    ” Mac ” for short.

    He has lived a happy childhood, but one day, when he was 7 years old, his father mysteriously disappeared

    He was’nt sad about that, because he has his mom just for him.

    Police were searching for his father day and night.

    1 week and a half later, he was found being a terrorist working for Chains, he was sent to psychiatric hospital where he died 1 day later due to insanity

    But Mac, he grown up without knowing anything about it.

    20 years later, he roamed in a national library where they recently opened the microfilm room

    He entered it and has some fun with it

    Until he found the newspaper about his father…

    His angryness is incurable.

    He was graduated and did’nt give a crap about going into useless universities

    He was immediatly recruited by the PARAS from the army after graduation.

    He trained hard, so hard it was hell.

    Till that afternoon of november after training for 8 months

    He gets to choose his job.

    He chooses Tank

    Lucky him, he also gets a sub-grade, Medic

    A Tank-Medic, a deadly combination of classes.

    He spend the next 4 months and a half practicing shooting and basic medicine.

    He got a promotion, hes a Corporal

    He worked and worked and practiced.

    It was’nt long before he got an excellent proposal :

    Participate in the Syrian Irak-Iran war

    ” its showtime, Mac ” he said.

    He got into a plane and FINALLY got gun autorisation.

    He chooses the AUG PARAS for intercepting mission and the Heckler & Koch G-36 foldable stock for fast missions ( defuse the bomb, capture the hostage, etc. )

    The fact that he is a medic means he has saved over 25 families from losing their son…

    He got another excellent propostition.

    Be a swat.

    He joined team HellJumpers and is the current captain of the squad ( he is the first guy )

    He is ready to kill Chains for fooling his father.

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  • Replying to comment by: Xen1407Time to break every part of that poem No, you can't make it

    * long, very awkward cricket sound *

    * even more awkward cricket sound *

    Wait…

    Ni🅱🅱er… ( not a swear word )

    I haven\’t harrased anyone since 2 weeks… ( I only replied them )

    You must me living under a rock m8

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  • Hey guys, I created a group…

    FOR 13+

    ITS CALLED SICKNODES ( 13+ )

    JOIN FOR THE MOST CLIMAX YOU’VE EVER HAD IN YOUR LIFE.

    THIS IS THE PFP BTW

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    • Had to create it 13+ becuase if it was higher not even he would be able to join his own group

      2019-03-13 12:27:56 UTC 0
      • Replying to: SmileGuyHad to create it 13+ becuase if it was higher not even he wo

        I am 12 years old…

        Oh and let me explain :

        7 years+ is for action movies like 3 days to kill ( best movie EVER, I swear ! )

        13+ is for Gore, Violence, other stuffs related with it ( example : Silence of the lambs or Conan the barbarian )

        18 + is for T H I C C things ( example : Fifty shades of grey, Twilight, pr0n, etc. )

        24 + also exist, its for extremely violent movies ( example : Cannibal Holocaust)

        2019-03-13 12:36:43 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Spring-Season Flavored JoShtickI am 12 years old... Oh and let me explain : 7 years+ is

          Well thanks for that information that I didn’t ask for. Also if it’s 13+ you still can’t join your own group?

          I mean, I know you own it I’m just trying to make a dumb joke that’s all.

          2019-03-13 13:35:53 UTC 0
          • Replying to: SmileGuyWell thanks for that information that I didn’t ask for. Also

            Well next time

            Make a joke that does’nt sound like a roast.

            2019-03-13 13:45:25 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Spring-Season Flavored JoShtickWell next time Make a joke that does'nt sound like a roas

              1st of all..”does’nt”? You know there’s an edit button your able to fix that.

              And 2nd of all, “joke that doesn’t sound like a roast”… do you understand what you just said becuase I sure don’t!

              2019-03-13 17:05:06 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Spring-Season Flavored JoShtickI am 12 years old... Oh and let me explain : 7 years+ is

          You are not supposed to be here with an age that low.

          2019-03-14 14:46:48 UTC 0
  • Replying to comment by: Mr.Oof (Currently trying To Burn Ice)Wrong Target,Pal. Was talking about the furry. Gonna kick hi

    Clarify stuff when you write a comment OK ?

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  • Replying to comment by: SlashIt's big as hell... And btw... Can't you read codes?

    I don\’t give a f*ck about codes

    Because each time I translate it, its a malicious message apparently.

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  • Replying to comment by: Slash11.54x²-54.09853

    Do you even know how big is 1 gargogolplex ?

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  • Replying to comment by: Mr.Oof (Currently trying To Burn Ice)He sounds like a dick. *shotgun cock* Lets Do this.

    Lets slash Slash with a sword , yup, hes such a d*ck

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  • Replying to comment by: SlashEverything is indeed hard... Except on being a childish teen

    One gargogolplex tetrated by Pi

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  • Replying to comment by: P0lybius@joshtick here's youranswer to the question: The base has o

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  • Heres a depressive poem made out of you people\’s continuous insults,hates and roasts…

    \” I am idiotic

    Nobody would ever say

    I have a talent for words

    I was meant be great

    That is wrong

    I am a failure

    Nobody would ever convince me to think that

    I could make it in the internet \”

    Now, how about you read up ?

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    • HEEEEEEEYY…

      Whut

      2019-03-13 08:36:33 UTC 0
    • “professional”

      2019-03-13 09:20:24 UTC 0
    • Time to break every part of that poem
      No, you can’t make it up in the internet as you’ve harassed one of our members, and I can convince you to think that you’re a failure who thinks “Hey, I use 20-30FPS no tween, all you tweeners are noobs”. You weren’t meant to be great, but I do agree that you have a talent for words for just coming up with a poem with double meanings, but yeah, you’re idiotic to think that you were destined to be great

      2019-03-13 09:49:01 UTC 1
      • Replying to: Xen1407Time to break every part of that poem No, you can't make it

        * long, very awkward cricket sound *

        * even more awkward cricket sound *

        Wait…

        Ni🅱🅱er… ( not a swear word )

        I haven’t harrased anyone since 2 weeks… ( I only replied them )

        You must me living under a rock m8

        2019-03-13 09:54:21 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Spring-Season Flavored JoShtick* long, very awkward cricket sound * * even more awkward c

          Rocks? What Rocks?

          😉

          2019-03-13 09:55:35 UTC 0
        • Replying to: Spring-Season Flavored JoShtick* long, very awkward cricket sound * * even more awkward c

          Yeah, sure, you totally didn’t harrass anyone *coughs painfully* Red *cough*

          2019-03-13 10:44:08 UTC 0
          • Replying to: Xen1407Yeah, sure, you totally didn't harrass anyone *coughs painf

            Red = fried succ

            Fried succ = insult them

            Reply to fried succ = not insult

            Not insult = reply

            2019-03-13 10:47:31 UTC 0
            • Replying to: Spring-Season Flavored JoShtickRed = fried succ Fried succ = insult them Reply to fried s

              You called him a dictator and a lunatic for bullsh!t reasons, even though, he didn’t do sh!t

              2019-03-13 10:54:21 UTC 0
              • Replying to: Xen1407You called him a dictator and a lunatic for bullsh!t reasons

                Ok ok…

                I am not mad that you are a wild head like almost everybody on the website but here, let me explain :

                Red first appeared on one of my animation post, he says that it was horrible for some reasons ( its rough )

                Then I just replied ” show me your animation then. ”

                He did’nt show them.

                Next, I commented on a post by T3RARRIA requesting helps on how to defeat the moon lord, I said some useful tips but Red just snapped at me for some EXTREMELY peculiar reason

                I said to him if he even plays terraria, he send me a totally fake image screenshotted from youtube

                After that, I just pushed my negative opinion on tweening a little bit too far and hes an SS occifer trying to stop somebodie’s little mistake

                He reacted like it was the end of the world

                And then, dispute goes on and on with red always getting likes just because he said ” what ? ” on all my post

                And he just send me this coward sorry letter to me

                How dare he, dastarly basterd.

                Welp, could’nt help it, insulted him and it caused drama

                Tho, I could have exposed him in a post instead of insulting him with big words

                To me, his action deserves a 3 day ban + 1 strike ( just kidding, his actions are unforgivable to me )

                Next time drama happens, I tag one of the member of ” Le drama destroyers ” to stop this unnecessary need of internet romeo-juliet, hamlet thingy.

                2019-03-13 11:15:28 UTC 0
    • Good idea actually

      GENIUS IDEA !

      2019-03-13 13:46:51 UTC 0
    • Hi

      2019-03-14 14:47:29 UTC 0
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