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    Spring-Season Flavored JoShtickoccifersubscriber 2019-02-11 13:39:09 UTC

    Guys, if you live in any modern country, I know you have this problem ( mainly in asia )

    I wanna spread the message of clickbaits

    So it was a peaceful day while I was driccing my cOke and when I came across a bright-sidey looking ad

    Im like : what in the world is this non sense ?

    So if I was to translate it, it would literally be:

    NEW : HOW TO REDUCE YOUR WEIGHT BY 30 KILO ON 1 WEEK ( FAST AND EASY )

    so the ad shows a big click-baitey image of a stomach cut sideways showing some kind of yellow sponge thingy in the front

    Im so triggered I decided to sue the guy who made this

    I really did.

    And google just barks at me sarcastic things they shouldnt be

    And when they asked me ” we have many problems, we can’t solve them all, do know a method to do them all in one place do you ?”

    When I wrote the reply, I sounded like I was a thousand years old

    ” mister, if you don’t wanna have problem, then ITS TO NOT HAVE PROBLEMS ”

    After that, google immediatly did to my request and banned that stupid hoe outta internet’s territory

    So basically the clickbaiter’s name is ” fit life ” ( in my country language of course )

    And she just got banned ( she’s a girl )

    I really hope I don’t appear on the news.

    But the web is full of stuff, the journalists prolly won’t find anything, but if they do, I am gonna be just a speck of dust the day after the news got realeased.

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