@jumpsh00ps
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Has 13 submissions, the first one uploaded on May 7th, 2017 and the most recent on November 7th, 2017.
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Psalms 7:1-17 MSG
[1-2] God! God! I am running to you for dear life; the chase is wild. If they catch me, I’m finished: ripped to shreds by foes fierce as lions, dragged into the forest and left unlooked for, unremembered. [3-5] God, if I’ve done what they say— betrayed my friends, ripped off my enemies— If my hands are really that dirty, let them get me, walk all over me, leave me flat on my face in the dirt. [6-8] Stand up, God; pit your holy fury against my furious enemies. Wake up, God. My accusers have packed the courtroom; it’s judgment time. Take your place on the bench, reach for your gavel, throw out the false charges against me. I’m ready, confident in your verdict: “Innocent.” [9-11a] Close the book on Evil, God, but publish your mandate for us. You get us ready for life: you probe for our soft spots, you knock off our rough edges. And I’m feeling so fit, so safe: made right, kept right. God in solemn honor does things right, but his nerves are sandpapered raw. [11b-13] Nobody gets by with anything. God is already in action— Sword honed on his whetstone, bow strung, arrow on the string, Lethal weapons in hand, each arrow a flaming missile. [14] Look at that guy! He had sex with sin, he’s pregnant with evil. Oh, look! He’s having the baby—a Lie-Baby! [15-16] See that man shoveling day after day, digging, then concealing, his man-trap down that lonely stretch of road? Go back and look again—you’ll see him in it headfirst, legs waving in the breeze. That’s what happens: mischief backfires; violence boomerangs. [17] I’m thanking God, who makes things right. I’m singing the fame of heaven-high God. -
Psalms 6:1-10 MSG
[1-2a] Please, God, no more yelling, no more trips to the woodshed. Treat me nice for a change; I’m so starved for affection. [2b-3] Can’t you see I’m black-and-blue, beaten up badly in bones and soul? God, how long will it take for you to let up? [4-5] Break in, God, and break up this fight; if you love me at all, get me out of here. I’m no good to you dead, am I? I can’t sing in your choir if I’m buried in some tomb! [6-7] I’m tired of all this—so tired. My bed has been floating forty days and nights On the flood of my tears. My mattress is soaked, soggy with tears. The sockets of my eyes are black holes; nearly blind, I squint and grope. [8-9] Get out of here, you Devil’s crew: at last God has heard my sobs. My requests have all been granted, my prayers are answered. [10] Cowards, my enemies disappear. Disgraced, they turn tail and run. -
Psalms 5:1-12 MSG
[1-3] Listen, God! Please, pay attention! Can you make sense of these ramblings, my groans and cries? King-God, I need your help. Every morning you’ll hear me at it again. Every morning I lay out the pieces of my life on your altar and watch for fire to descend. [4-6] You don’t socialize with Wicked, or invite Evil over as your houseguest. Hot-Air-Boaster collapses in front of you; you shake your head over Mischief-Maker. God destroys Lie-Speaker; Blood-Thirsty and Truth-Bender disgust you. [7-8] And here I am, your invited guest— it’s incredible! I enter your house; here I am, prostrate in your inner sanctum, Waiting for directions to get me safely through enemy lines. [9-10] Every word they speak is a land mine; their lungs breathe out poison gas. Their throats are gaping graves, their tongues slick as mudslides. Pile on the guilt, God! Let their so-called wisdom wreck them. Kick them out! They’ve had their chance. [11-12] But you’ll welcome us with open arms when we run for cover to you. Let the party last all night! Stand guard over our celebration. You are famous, God, for welcoming God-seekers, for decking us out in delight. -
Psalms 4:1-8 MSG
[1] When I call, give me answers. God, take my side! Once, in a tight place, you gave me room; Now I’m in trouble again: grace me! hear me! [2] You rabble—how long do I put up with your scorn? How long will you lust after lies? How long will you live crazed by illusion? [3] Look at this: look Who got picked by God! He listens the split second I call to him. [4-5] Complain if you must, but don’t lash out. Keep your mouth shut, and let your heart do the talking. Build your case before God and wait for his verdict. [6-7a] Why is everyone hungry for more? “More, more,” they say. “More, more.” I have God’s more-than-enough, More joy in one ordinary day [7b-8] Than they get in all their shopping sprees. At day’s end I’m ready for sound sleep, For you, God, have put my life back together. -
Psalms 3:1-8 MSG
[1-2] God! Look! Enemies past counting! Enemies sprouting like mushrooms, Mobs of them all around me, roaring their mockery: “Hah! No help for him from God!” [3-4] But you, God, shield me on all sides; You ground my feet, you lift my head high; With all my might I shout up to God, His answers thunder from the holy mountain. [5-6] I stretch myself out. I sleep. Then I’m up again—rested, tall and steady, Fearless before the enemy mobs Coming at me from all sides. [7] Up, God! My God, help me! Slap their faces, First this cheek, then the other, Your fist hard in their teeth! [8] Real help comes from God. Your blessing clothes your people! -
Psalms 2:1-12 MSG
[1-6] Why the big noise, nations? Why the mean plots, peoples? Earth-leaders push for position, Demagogues and delegates meet for summit talks, The God-deniers, the Messiah-defiers: “Let’s get free of God! Cast loose from Messiah!” Heaven-throned God breaks out laughing. At first he’s amused at their presumption; Then he gets good and angry. Furiously, he shuts them up: “Don’t you know there’s a King in Zion? A coronation banquet Is spread for him on the holy summit.” [7-9] Let me tell you what God said next. He said, “You’re my son, And today is your birthday. What do you want? Name it: Nations as a present? continents as a prize? You can command them all to dance for you, Or throw them out with tomorrow’s trash.” [10-12] So, rebel-kings, use your heads; Upstart-judges, learn your lesson: Worship God in adoring embrace, Celebrate in trembling awe. Kiss Messiah! Your very lives are in danger, you know; His anger is about to explode, But if you make a run for God—you won’t regret it! -
This is the beginning of Psalms.
Psalms 1:1-6 MSG
[1] How well God must like you— you don’t walk in the ruts of those blind-as-bats, you don’t stand with the good-for-nothings, you don’t take your seat among the know-it-alls. [2-3] Instead you thrill to God’s Word, you chew on Scripture day and night. You’re a tree replanted in Eden, bearing fresh fruit every month, Never dropping a leaf, always in blossom. [4-5] You’re not at all like the wicked, who are mere windblown dust— Without defense in court, unfit company for innocent people. [6] God charts the road you take. The road they take leads to nowhere. -
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Iyov (Job) 42:14 CJB
[14] The first he named Y’mimah; the second, K’tzi‘ah; and the third, Keren-Hapukh. -
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The names of Job’s 3 daughters in the Message Bible are extremely out of place compared to names like Abbemalch and Methuselah so I checked a bunch of other versions and let me just say, one of these things are not like others. Technically, it could be a translation, like what was done for the names Jacob (the heel) and Esau (hairy) in Genesis, but it\’s very random to do it for these names and not the hundreds of others.
GNV: Iemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
DRC1752: Dies, Cassia, Cornustibii
YLT: Jemima, Kezia, Keren-Happuch
KJVAAE: Jemi \’ ma, Kezi \’ a, Keren-hap \’ puch
KJV: Jemima, Kezia, Keren-happuch
NKJV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
AMPC: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
AMP: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
ERV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren Happuch
NIV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
NLT: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
ICB: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
RSV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
MSG: Dove, Cinnamon, Darkeyes
LEB: Jemimah, Keziah, Qeren-Happuch
LSB: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch -
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I would love to go through the details of the Behemoth/Leviathan discussion with you guys, but I currently don\’t have either the time or the energy (because I just got off work), so for now I\’ll just leave this link here and you guys can check it out.
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No, that award goes to the Pirate Bible.
https://piratebible.com/
(Terrible translation, they literally took an existing translation of the Bible and rewrote it in the type of language that was used by pirates (pretty much the same way that you can ask an AI to rewrite the lyrics of Apple Bottom Jeans in KJV style, just reverse)) -
And this is the end of Job. Tomorrow, we\’ll start on Psalms.
Job 42:1-17 MSG
[1-6] Job answered God: “I’m convinced: You can do anything and everything. Nothing and no one can upset your plans. You asked, ‘Who is this muddying the water, ignorantly confusing the issue, second-guessing my purposes?’ I admit it. I was the one. I babbled on about things far beyond me, made small talk about wonders way over my head. You told me, ‘Listen, and let me do the talking. Let me ask the questions. You give the answers.’ I admit I once lived by rumors of you; now I have it all firsthand—from my own eyes and ears! I’m sorry—forgive me. I’ll never do that again, I promise! I’ll never again live on crusts of hearsay, crumbs of rumor.” [7-8] After God had finished addressing Job, he turned to Eliphaz the Temanite and said, “I’ve had it with you and your two friends. I’m fed up! You haven’t been honest either with me or about me—not the way my friend Job has. So here’s what you must do. Take seven bulls and seven rams, and go to my friend Job. Sacrifice a burnt offering on your own behalf. My friend Job will pray for you, and I will accept his prayer. He will ask me not to treat you as you deserve for talking nonsense about me, and for not being honest with me, as he has.” [9] They did it. Eliphaz the Temanite, Bildad the Shuhite, and Zophar the Naamathite did what God commanded. And God accepted Job’s prayer. [10-11] After Job had interceded for his friends, God restored his fortune—and then doubled it! All his brothers and sisters and friends came to his house and celebrated. They told him how sorry they were, and consoled him for all the trouble God had brought him. Each of them brought generous housewarming gifts. [12-15] God blessed Job’s later life even more than his earlier life. He ended up with fourteen thousand sheep, six thousand camels, one thousand teams of oxen, and one thousand donkeys. He also had seven sons and three daughters. He named the first daughter Dove, the second, Cinnamon, and the third, Darkeyes. There was not a woman in that country as beautiful as Job’s daughters. Their father treated them as equals with their brothers, providing the same inheritance. [16-17] Job lived on another 140 years, living to see his children and grandchildren—four generations of them! Then he died—an old man, a full life.-
bro am i gonna get hit with a copyright claim you really out here pirating the bible
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No, that award goes to the Pirate Bible.
https://piratebible.com/
(Terrible translation, they literally took an existing translation of the Bible and rewrote it in the type of language that was used by pirates (pretty much the same way that you can ask an AI to rewrite the lyrics of Apple Bottom Jeans in KJV style, just reverse))
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The names of Job’s 3 daughters in the Message Bible are extremely out of place compared to names like Abbemalch and Methuselah so I checked a bunch of other versions and let me just say, one of these things are not like others. Technically, it could be a translation, like what was done for the names Jacob (the heel) and Esau (hairy) in Genesis, but it’s very random to do it for these names and not the hundreds of others.
GNV: Iemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
DRC1752: Dies, Cassia, Cornustibii
YLT: Jemima, Kezia, Keren-Happuch
KJVAAE: Jemi ‘ ma, Kezi ‘ a, Keren-hap ‘ puch
KJV: Jemima, Kezia, Keren-happuch
NKJV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
AMPC: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
AMP: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
ERV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren Happuch
NIV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
NLT: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
ICB: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-Happuch
RSV: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch
MSG: Dove, Cinnamon, Darkeyes
LEB: Jemimah, Keziah, Qeren-Happuch
LSB: Jemimah, Keziah, Keren-happuch-
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New version suggested to me now included.
Iyov (Job) 42:14 CJB
[14] The first he named Y’mimah; the second, K’tzi‘ah; and the third, Keren-Hapukh.
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Job 41:1-34 MSG
[1-11] “Or can you pull in the sea beast, Leviathan, with a fly rod and stuff him in your creel? Can you lasso him with a rope, or snag him with an anchor? Will he beg you over and over for mercy, or flatter you with flowery speech? Will he apply for a job with you to run errands and serve you the rest of your life? Will you play with him as if he were a pet goldfish? Will you make him the mascot of the neighborhood children? Will you put him on display in the market and have shoppers haggle over the price? Could you shoot him full of arrows like a pin cushion, or drive harpoons into his huge head? If you so much as lay a hand on him, you won’t live to tell the story. What hope would you have with such a creature? Why, one look at him would do you in! If you can’t hold your own against his glowering visage, how, then, do you expect to stand up to me? Who could confront me and get by with it? I’m in charge of all this—I run this universe! [12-17] “But I’ve more to say about Leviathan, the sea beast, his enormous bulk, his beautiful shape. Who would even dream of piercing that tough skin or putting those jaws into bit and bridle? And who would dare knock at the door of his mouth filled with row upon row of fierce teeth? His pride is invincible; nothing can make a dent in that pride. Nothing can get through that proud skin— impervious to weapons and weather, The thickest and toughest of hides, impenetrable! [18-34] “He snorts and the world lights up with fire, he blinks and the dawn breaks. Comets pour out of his mouth, fireworks arc and branch. Smoke erupts from his nostrils like steam from a boiling pot. He blows and fires blaze; flames of fire stream from his mouth. All muscle he is—sheer and seamless muscle. To meet him is to dance with death. Sinewy and lithe, there’s not a soft spot in his entire body— As tough inside as out, rock-hard, invulnerable. Even angels run for cover when he surfaces, cowering before his tail-thrashing turbulence. Javelins bounce harmlessly off his hide, harpoons ricochet wildly. Iron bars are so much straw to him, bronze weapons beneath notice. Arrows don’t even make him blink; bullets make no more impression than raindrops. A battle ax is nothing but a splinter of kindling; he treats a brandished harpoon as a joke. His belly is armor-plated, inexorable— unstoppable as a barge. He roils deep ocean the way you’d boil water, he whips the sea like you’d whip an egg into batter. With a luminous trail stretching out behind him, you might think Ocean had grown a gray beard! There’s nothing on this earth quite like him, not an ounce of fear in that creature! He surveys all the high and mighty— king of the ocean, king of the deep!” -
Job 40:1-24 MSG
[1-2] God then confronted Job directly: “Now what do you have to say for yourself? Are you going to haul me, the Mighty One, into court and press charges?” [3-5] Job answered: “I’m speechless, in awe—words fail me. I should never have opened my mouth! I’ve talked too much, way too much. I’m ready to shut up and listen.” [6-7] God addressed Job next from the eye of the storm, and this is what he said: “I have some more questions for you, and I want straight answers. [8-14] “Do you presume to tell me what I’m doing wrong? Are you calling me a sinner so you can be a saint? Do you have an arm like my arm? Can you shout in thunder the way I can? Go ahead, show your stuff. Let’s see what you’re made of, what you can do. Unleash your outrage. Target the arrogant and lay them flat. Target the arrogant and bring them to their knees. Stop the wicked in their tracks—make mincemeat of them! Dig a mass grave and dump them in it— faceless corpses in an unmarked grave. I’ll gladly step aside and hand things over to you— you can surely save yourself with no help from me! [15-24] “Look at the land beast, Behemoth. I created him as well as you. Grazing on grass, docile as a cow— Just look at the strength of his back, the powerful muscles of his belly. His tail sways like a cedar in the wind; his huge legs are like beech trees. His skeleton is made of steel, every bone in his body hard as steel. Most magnificent of all my creatures, but I still lead him around like a lamb! The grass-covered hills serve him meals, while field mice frolic in his shadow. He takes afternoon naps under shade trees, cools himself in the reedy swamps, Lazily cool in the leafy shadows as the breeze moves through the willows. And when the river rages he doesn’t budge, stolid and unperturbed even when the Jordan goes wild. But you’d never want him for a pet— you’d never be able to housebreak him!”-
I would love to go through the details of the Behemoth/Leviathan discussion with you guys, but I currently don’t have either the time or the energy (because I just got off work), so for now I’ll just leave this link here and you guys can check it out.
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I realized that I\’m a doofus and just now saw that you joined the group after responding to your comment. But, I might as well I suppose…
Hey, thanks for joining the group!
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