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After all this, David prayed. He asked God, āShall I move to one of the cities of Judah?ā God said, āYes, move.ā āAnd to which city?ā āTo Hebron.ā So David moved to Hebron, along with his two wives, Ahinoam of Jezreel and Abigail the widow of Nabal of Carmel. Davidās men, along with their families, also went with him and made their home in and around Hebron. The citizens of Judah came to Hebron, and then and there made David king over the clans of Judah. A report was brought to David that the men of Jabesh Gilead had given Saul a decent burial. David sent messengers to the men of Jabesh Gilead: āGod bless you for thisāfor honoring your master, Saul, with a funeral. God honor you and be true to youāand Iāll do the same, matching your generous act of goodness. Strengthen your resolve and do what must be done. Your master, Saul, is dead. The citizens of Judah have made me their king.ā * * * In the meantime, Abner son of Ner, commander of Saulās army, had taken Saulās son Ish-Bosheth to Mahanaim and made him king over Gilead, over Asher, over Jezreel, over Ephraim, over Benjamināking, as it turns out, over all Israel. Ish-Bosheth, Saulās son, was forty years old when he was made king over Israel. He lasted only two years. But the people of Judah stuck with David. David ruled the people of Judah from Hebron for seven and a half years. One day Abner son of Ner set out from Mahanaim with the soldiers of Ish-Bosheth son of Saul, headed for Gibeon. Joab son of Zeruiah, with Davidās soldiers, also set out. They met at the Pool of Gibeon, Abnerās group on one side, Joabās on the other. Abner challenged Joab, āPut up your best fighters. Letās see them do their stuff.ā Joab said, āGood! Let them go at it!ā So they lined up for the fight, twelve Benjaminites from the side of Ish-Bosheth son of Saul, and twelve soldiers from Davidās side. The men from each side grabbed their opponentsā heads and stabbed them with their daggers. They all fell deadāthe whole bunch together. So, they called the place Slaughter Park. Itās right there at Gibeon. The fighting went from bad to worse throughout the day. Abner and the men of Israel were beaten to a pulp by Davidās men. The three sons of Zeruiah were present: Joab, Abishai, and Asahel. Asahel, as fast as a wild antelope on the open plain, chased Abner, staying hard on his heels. Abner turned and said, āIs that you, Asahel?ā āIt surely is,ā he said. Abner said, āLet up on me. Pick on someone you have a chance of beating and be content with those spoils!ā But Asahel wouldnāt let up. Abner tried again, āTurn back. Donāt force me to kill you. How would I face your brother Joab?ā When he refused to quit, Abner struck him in the belly with the blunt end of his spear so hard that it came out his back. Asahel fell to the ground and died at once. Everyone who arrived at the spot where Asahel fell and died stood and gapedāAsahel dead! But Joab and Abishai kept up the chase after Abner. As the sun began to set, they came to the hill of Ammah that faced Giah on the road to the backcountry of Gibeon. The Benjaminites had taken their stand with Abner there, deployed strategically on a hill. Abner called out to Joab, āAre we going to keep killing each other till doomsday? Donāt you know that nothing but bitterness will come from this? How long before you call off your men from chasing their brothers?ā āAs God lives,ā said Joab, āif you hadnāt spoken up, weād have kept up the chase until morning!ā Then he blew the ramās horn trumpet and the whole army of Judah stopped in its tracks. They quit chasing Israel and called off the fighting. Abner and his soldiers marched all that night up the Arabah Valley. They crossed the Jordan and, after a long morningās march, arrived at Mahanaim. After Joab returned from chasing Abner, he took a head count of the army. Nineteen of Davidās men (besides Asahel) were missing. Davidās men had cut down 360 of Abnerās men, all Benjaminitesāall dead. They brought Asahel and buried him in the family tomb in Bethlehem. Joab and his men then marched all night, arriving in Hebron as the dawn broke.
2 Samuel 2:1ā-ā¬32 MSG
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This reminds me of the Judges 3:20-something-ish passage. And as I said way back then, it’s like some Assassins Creed crap, it’s really cool!