Alright, seems like I forgot to celebrate my 1000th day on this site. Anyway, take a look at this “really generic speech” because why not? Some people like reading.

You know what, damn it. Today is the last day of 2021.

Literally The First Part of My Lore
Let’s say that I’m different compared to most people around me (Why is it important? I have no idea). Alright, I watched Alan Becker’s videos and I thought to myself, “Man, I wanted to be like him one day.” which is impossible to do. So I went to the Play Store and find an animation app that is easy to learn (spoiler: it’s Stick Nodes).

Anyway, I tested some of them (most of them are shit ngl), and I sort of found this app. And yes, this app is easy that my monke IQ brain can use it. Just like our buddy King Star GLK, I found out that the site exists because I’m looking for figs; and wow, there’s a ton of good stuff.

So yeah, I downloaded some figs, animate them, and voila…an animation. Most animations that I made crashed when they reached 120+ frames (so big F for that). I never found out that free users can export their animations in GIF format. I remembered that I made an animation about a firefight or something. Good times.

Some weeks later, I decided to get a pirated SN Pro copy :trol: and I decided to upgrade my animation. Instead of using 4fps with 8 auto-tweened frames, I decided to use 10fps; and with 3 auto-tweened frames. I remembered that I animate a car as my first SN Pro animation, but I never export it or save it.

At some time (I don’t know when), I decided to make my own fig. The first one is a literal nightmare fuel; a face for the default stick figure. God, I hate that fig, just like the “humanized as hell” Long Head base (I died). Anyway, the face fig is rejected (Thanks a lot, Ralph), so I decided to make a fedora pack instead. Unlike the face, it was accepted. And then I make the Model T pack (Which has functional doors :flex:).
Well, both are accepted. And I somehow found out that the “activity section” exists (Yes. you’re in the section now, if you’re reading this). So I decided to make an account. And that’s how I got into this place.

Me Flexing at 53% of My Stick Figure Career :trol:
Where was I? Right, I talked about the cars. After that, I decided to make a few variants of the model. And then, I made the projector fig; and that’s the first fig to be voted (Thanks a lot, Raptor99). Yeah, it didn’t win UC (And I have to wait for 1 year until I got one). And then uh…I decided to make a gun. Yeah, the Palm Protector (misspelled at Projector iirc) is the first gun that I made (and I’m still proud of it).

And then I don’t remember…Oh; right. In 2020, I decided to send my figs to an alt because I sort of wanted to separate my old figs and the newer ones (not the main reason, but anyway). My first fig attached to the account is my first-person dashboard. Well, that’s the first fig of mine to get UC voted (why does it take so long).

Well, I decided to only make cars for a few months, and then stopped. The reason for that is that I wanted to make something else. The “something else” is misc stuff. By the way, the Stick Nodes 3.0,0. is one of them.

Anyway, I wanted to remake my old forest BG from 2019; and I did. The fig got featured, which is unexpected. Well, I’m happy about that because I never got one before.

Some weeks later, I stopped doing random stuff and start making guns instead. Well, I only submitted 2 weapons for 2020; Colt M1911, and Thompson M1928. After that, I didn’t submit any figs until 7 months later. I remade the M1911, which is a part of my collection; Project Gunsmith.

So…uh…I forgot what to say. Oh…yeah, I decided to make polygonal-styled weapons, for my “pretty much canceled” series. Well, I decided to stop after some time. However, I’ve made a ton of weapons during that time; 8-12 if I remember.

Well, I decided to revive Project Gunsmith sometime after that. My uh…addiction to um…”anthropomorphic firearms” grew pretty high lately, probably the main reason the project is revived. Yeah, it’s stupid but it’s true.

And then I don’t know what to say, except that my journey goes like this; Cars, guns, cars, guns, cars, misc stuff, guns. Damn it, I forgot to say about OC’s. Wait, never mind.

Anyway, yeah…Happy New Year or something.