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I’ll take a rest 20 km from area 51 for half an hour. then, i’ll rush to the base and ram the fence using my tank. I’ll destroy the sam sites and go to the main entrance. I’ll hack the system of the entrance and kill the guards inside. then, i’ll go to the alien prison. I’ll open the gates and brought the aliens back to russia and send them to gulag, simple.






Me and my fellow brazilians will use our gambiarra knowledge to create a makeshift superweapon using wood and some sand to destroy the guards.
Me and my fellow students will stay in school and try watching the live stream in class so we aren’t counted tardy…
JK
Texans and I will shoot down the guards and throw shattered beer bottles too to distract while playing George Strait and Blake Shelton at ear-shattering volume, all the while using our cowboy hats as shields and shouting victorious Yeehaws and Remember 51 instead of remember the Alamo
I drink my premium vodka. It’s luck
don’t kill me please 🙁
I won’t kill you……..but my tank will
ah crap