“Oh. Okay?”

“Why are we here again?”

(I’mma be gone again. Luckily it’s Friday, so…)

Kaiju rubs his hands together.
“Ah, you guys sure know how to please me! Unlike a CERTAIN phantasmal murderer who’s always stalking me…”
He looks over at Ghast, who shoots back with a grin.

Drayus leans over and whispers into Kaiju’s ear.
“These guys gay for you or somethin’?”
“Nah, they’re just loyal, for some reason or another.”

“Nothing, really. Since I can simply generate literally ANYTHING I want out of thin air,you don’t have to give me anything. So… Here.”
He points a finger towards then and several streams f energy flow out, touhcing them and absorbing into their bodies.
“Now you’re ALMOST as strong as Kaiju’s Photon Phoenix Mode.”

“Perhaps.”

“OH. You mean that one object I keep in my hidden neat-looking-item vault?”

“… The what?”

“Hm. Going to be difficult, aye? Screw it.”
Drayus changes the reality of his mind, making it so that he knows how to fluently read the language.
“HA! From what it says, it isn’t quite as strong as myself or Demise.”

(your*, not our)

Drayus crushes Demise’s grip on Drayus AND his wife.
“Alright, alright. You didn’t have to mention our… “chest”, that bit is obvious. I ddin’t know Demise was married, but so am I. So what do you even want, Demise? Also…”
Drayus, using his reality powers, chages the ‘Drayus-power-nullifyer-thing’ unto a cheeseburger.
“Nothing personal.”

“First off- Impossible. Secondly, WHEN WAS THERE A GIRL DEMISE?!”

Drayus charges twin balls of pulsating energy in both hands.
Drayus: “Prove it. Prove to me why I shouldn’t just turn you into a head of ash right now-”
Kaiju and Ghast in unison: “Drayus, no! He’s telling the truth!”

“Believe me, you shouldn’t. I was the only one here who could go toe-to-toe with that guy. No offense, but he could probably kill you simply by blinking in your direction.”