Where’s the cup, dude.

Edgy darkrp

Yes.

*insert kissing here*

It’s just you.

E v e r y t h i n g
i s
j u s t
y o u .

I don’t exist, so I can’t go to jail.

*insert slow disappearing and dancing here*

ABSOLUTE DUMBASS! I never disrespected you! Also, once again, I don’t exist! now stop muttering to yourself in your room!

You just got punk’d

I don’t even exist!

*Laughing*

All of you are actually insane!

*slowly disappears and laughs as the camera pans out of the house with a sitcom laugh track.*

Grenades don’t have triggers.

But okay.

*attempts to pull pin*

Ooops! Looks like they’re actually fake.

What?! These?! These are fake!

It’s been proven that you’re a pathological liar!