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jomart catalino emmanuel de pota thirteenth son o
2020-04-21 11:55:07 UTC hey y’all welcome to my basement
i shall not make it shallow and empty by posting something here for once
introducing enchilladas, another character that admittedly looked better in my head than now
anyways, any weapon ideas?
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Spanish Doot
fuck i cant send it
The hat that they’re wearing but it’s razor sharp.
hmm, i’ll think about it
“Buenos Dias Mandy”
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n o
How about skeleton-themed revolvers?
hmmm
hmm…
huh
that’s… actually GENIUS!
Dootvolvers
Rerattlers
Get the fuck out of my basement.
User Banned
no
Leave or I’ll grab your tails.
User Banned
no
*grab*
“your basement”
wheeze
eat my shotgun and die or go get a job and buy your own basement
Dude, this is my house, and now you’re threatening me?
Get the fuck out!
your house?
wheeze
bitch i own the place, u just live here
You act like you’ve paid rent here in the past few years. Do you know how much I’ve had to borrow and earn to pay even this MONTHS rent?! And here you are threatening me!
that’s because you pay your rent to me dumbass
pay up or else
*cocks magnum DONG*
Damn, you really are drunk.
when you are drunk you are alot more inclined to TELL THE TRUTH and do stuff you only considered doing
so yes, i am drunk
Still doesn’t give you the right to shove a shotgun in my face!
and the right to the house isn’t yours
yet you claim that the house is yours
*points at wallet*
give me that and
*points at door*
get.
out.
of.
my.
basement.
Get that fucking gun out of my face, and I’ll pay up.
pay first
or i’ll actually load the gun
*gets out grenades*
I said “Get that fucking gun out of my face, and I’ll pay up!”
congratulations
you played yourself
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4wX2xBOuzRg
*hides grenades perfectly*
GET THE DAMN 12-GAUGE AWAY FROM MY FACE.
fbi:
you’re not fooling anyone buddy we saw your gayly skinned grenades
this dude doesn’t even have a loaded gun
What?! These?! These are fake!
pull the trigger
i dare you
pull the trigger
because that’s an asspull right there
Grenades don’t have triggers.
But okay.
*attempts to pull pin*
Ooops! Looks like they’re actually fake.
fbi guy 1: this is stupid, we know that orange dude has been dealing with several cases of ‘death threats’ and ‘assault’ because ppl keep coming to his house
fbi guy 2: let’s arrest the both of them, dunno what else we can try with the orange guy but we can try to see the reaction of smallballs to our cock and ball torture machine
bitch u come to my house and dare disrespect me
i have a perfect excuse to point a shotgun to you
ABSOLUTE DUMBASS! I never disrespected you! Also, once again, I don’t exist! now stop muttering to yourself in your room!
if you don’t exist, then who are you talking to?
you are living within my mind
rn im actually watching shrek 2 and none of this happened
you never happened
you will never happen
and you won’t happen
Yeah.
A trumpet that shoots bullets
skeletal revolver better ngl
Explosive maracas
jalapeno bullets
Maybe a pepper flamethrower
could work, too op doe imo
Yeah fire’s a bit op