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Littleman (Part-Time Succubus (New Demon Boss))
2019-06-30 19:03:59 UTC Germany invades Poland because a comment on a subreddit gave me the idea
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Littleman (Part-Time Succubus (New Demon Boss)) 2019-06-30 19:03:59 UTC
Germany invades Poland because a comment on a subreddit gave me the idea
This is the only reason I chose Germany
found adolf
No u
Yeah it is…I still invade
You want to challenge Russia and New Zealand, let’s see you try!
Uhm….*screams in beer*
I’m gonna wreck you with tanks and hang you on a monkey bars by the string of your shoe!?!?!?!? *confused angry war screaming*
I’m going to steal your food and hide it until it expires, and you will be left with a skeleton bread!?!?!?!? *confused war screaming*
Imma get a battle axe and make stake for dinner…?
Well i’m Going to cook a burger in the Swiss alps!?!?!?!
*confused war screaming*
Imma instead get tacos from a tree with a….Nintendo gamestation
Oh yeah you little sh#t i’m Going to play some video games and watch movies, in the Himalayas, and there is nothing you can do to stop me!?!?!?! *confused war screaming*
WELL IMMA PLAY LEGO STAR WARS ON HARD MODE!!!! AND THEN I’LL DEFEAT THE ENDER DRAGON WITH A BLOCK OF DIRT
Too bad mortal I will bake a cake and leave it at your door step, but it will be chocolate flavor, then I will eat a slice of the cake and you will have one less slice!?!?!?! *confused war screaming*
*GASP!* YOU WANNA GO AT IT???!!!!!??????!!!!!! WELL IM GONNA GET A BOX OF CHEWY CHIPS AHOYS AND MAKE YOU EAT THEM ALL IN ONE DAY THEN GET CONSTIPATED!!!!!!!!!!???????!!!!!!!??????
Well i’m Going to ally with you and invade India!?!?!? *confused war screaming*
…uh…okay :D?
And that children, is why you don’t do vegetables
Uhhh CALL OFF THE INVASION!
What? Most of our troops died anyway and we had to surrender? Cool…I guess
And we’re stuck in quadrillions of dollars in debt?!?! HOW?!?!?!?!?!?!
Wait, how many people did we kill?
2? Wow, we are horrible at this.
Wait a second that was a good idea except for the India part
True
Fricc
You will die for that
Wait u didn’t invad nvm
I did but it f a i l e d
Oh wanna join the alliance
Sure!
Life is meaningless anyway. Might as well make more friends than enemies!