“SoossySus Mock! Donut kilz isself!” Cookmen shouted in a desperate attempt to save the moose. SussySideMoose.GayVenusBi took noticed. “Y I not killssself?” The moose asked. “Bc SummerShit is Ileggey!” ConMonger said. SussySideMoose.GayVenusBi was touched by these words and was entirely cured. “T-Thank you Ceckman.” He said in a shy manner. “Yous Welcoom.” Ceckman said.

One day, They went to a park and confessed to one another. They eventually had a kid and went out on dates that Involved singing Moves Like Jagger in front of gay people.

The End!