Replying to: anomalyAt first he would either run away and hide in confusion and

I could see Munkmaine saying some cursed yet somehow understandable stuff as his way of asking Caiman to befriend him

Replying to: anomalyA desperate cry for attention in a world of deaf ears. Espec

Yes

Replying to: scarlett [dormant account]

I lost my other Uno Reverse Card…

Replying to: anomalyI try to kill Gigan. I have my reasons,

One day, Coll Invited Gigan to a meeting where they’d discuss the Internet trying to steal Geygan’s Clown Milf who is probably a figment of his Imagination. Coll asked Gigan If he has a plan on these weird fucks trying to take her away to which he responded with “I’m gonna bite their cocks off!”.

And then out of nowhere, Ceckmon appeared out of thin air. “Oh, The Bitch. What the hell you doing here?” Geygan asked with Coll looking in confusion. “You assaulted me back in World War II Bitch!” Kaimun stated. Gigan then remembered what he was talking about. Back in the great World Fuck War II, Gigan and Cocknamly were playing Super Drunk Assholes 3: Bowsers Cum on the Nazitendo 666, Gigan had lost to Noodle Boi since he was rather reckless and egotistical. Abnomaly was celebrating once more before Googis attacked the Duck for having a better gaming chair. Anomaly was forever traumatized while Geygan felt all high and mighty because of this, He even did the same to other users, Including his dad which would be Ralph. Surprisngly, He wasn’t punished for this though that was probably because Giganonan paid Sean Bobux.

Back in the present, Ceckman presented a Pipebomb which he stole from billow just days prior and then BOOM! Turns out, Caiman framed the Internet and It was he who stole the Clown Milf of Gigan’s Life! He then presented a deal.
“Let’s settle this. We play a game of Super Drunk Bros 4 Deluxe! Only this time, We only have one round. One mess up and the person who didn’t mess up wins. Basically, If you lose, I kill her on the spot! If you win, I’ll get the Internet to back off and I’ll gladly give her back. If Coll Intervenes, She’ll die!”

Gigan did not want to see her die nor would he turn down a game of this magnitude. It was now or never, He’d also look like a coward If he didn’t accept. So he gave an answer! “I’ll play your gey game, Now shut the fuck up you ugly excuse of a lizard fetus!” Soon, the PS666 was set up and Gigan requested Cock to Inspect the P.P.S.666. “It hasn’t been tampered with, You’re good to go.” Bock said. “Let the game begin Googan.” Ceckman said. The Game Itself was Intense, It didn’t help that It was on Doom Eternal Difficulty and that they had literal seconds to beat each minigame, Gigan almost lost since while he wasn’t entirely that, He was still All-Talk, No-Cattle. However, He did learn a few tricks. Like exploiting Roblox Code to allow him to gain an upper-hand job. Panomaly however knew this and wasn’t gonna allow that to stop him, He also exploited Minecraft Code just to spite him and to also get an advantage. It eventually came down to the final minigame, Name The Cursed Kids Boardgame.

Cooman and Geygon were overwhelmed and tried to keep on top of one another. Once the final round was reached, It came down to pure knowledge and Intellect. Cookmonger saw the boardgame and said “Monkey Simulator”, Got It wrong! However, He believed that Gigan’s Ignorance would be his downfall. Gigan took a few seconds and then stated “The game is Battleshit!”… He got It right.

Conman was shocked and sadly, Gigan had won. He roared in victory. Canomaly was generous and stayed true to his deal, He got the Internet to back off and gave him his clown milf back. As he left the house, He chuckled. He’d get back at Gigan… Sooner or later.

Replying to: sphere pizzathe name should be the infection evil thing (evil) 3am chall

I’ll make the cursed story tomorrow since I’m very tired

Replying to: sphere pizzathe name should be the infection evil thing (evil) 3am chall

One day, a man named ToastedWaffle decided to make your typical 3 AM Challenge Video filled with the whole “You have to smash the fuck outta that liek button or commit death”. While making It though, He notices that the plushy who he mockingly referred to as The Infection Evil Thing had a different expression on his face. How did he even have It? Maybe 3 AM Videos were in fact legit.

“I AM GONNA WRECK SOME STUFF” is heard from and echoes across the house like two people fucking on porn night, He checked It out after he had gotten a drink and noticed that It was transforming, It first removed Its ass from Its… Idk and then started to become an Incomprehensible Talking Plushy that occasionally mentioned how A. Neil Armstrong is the world’s first known Alien since his name spelled backwards is in fact Alien. He panicked and ran away into the strip club that had been abandoned because of Hustlers and he waited until the next day.

When the daylight had shine, He basked into the light before being shit on by the monster all the while Stick Nodes Demon was laughing at him like an old grandma. He continued his daily routine.

Replying to: Dodo LordHe is named Smorgnaff the Devious, and he wields in his righ

Fuck I am tired… expect a Cursed Story by tomorrow

Replying to: Dodo LordHe is named Smorgnaff the Devious, and he wields in his righ

Once upon a time, There was a gay faggot named Smorgnaff the Devious. He is known for wielding the spine of every straight man he had defeated specifically on his right hand which we know is the very hand he uses to jack off… or at least he wants you to believe that.

Turns out, He found these weird deformed sticks from his mom’s bed and never leaves his block of his neighborhood because people think his attempt’s to look “cool” are scary as fuck. This is the reason he is rather alone.

One day after taking some drugs, He decided that It’d be funny and cool to pretend he was a monster. He dressed up in a way-too convincing monster costume and decided to stare into People’s Eyes when they walked by. Locals eventually called the police about some prostitute terrorizing the residential neighborhood in a weird ass lookin’ makeover despite It literally being a costume. He was eventually arrested and somehow received Attempted Murder Charges. He was only ever let out because Manager Logan was just that good of a manager, Smorgaff eventually took a Job offering from Manager Logan at Freddy Fazbears Jrs. and now he receives overly good pay with long-ass breaks though he sorta remains alone.

Replying to: anomalyHis name is Billbo, and he broke into my house last night tr

The fact that you’re the only one who actually knew what the character was…

Replying to: anomalyNothing, and they live happily ever after

“SoossySus Mock! Donut kilz isself!” Cookmen shouted in a desperate attempt to save the moose. SussySideMoose.GayVenusBi took noticed. “Y I not killssself?” The moose asked. “Bc SummerShit is Ileggey!” ConMonger said. SussySideMoose.GayVenusBi was touched by these words and was entirely cured. “T-Thank you Ceckman.” He said in a shy manner. “Yous Welcoom.” Ceckman said.

One day, They went to a park and confessed to one another. They eventually had a kid and went out on dates that Involved singing Moves Like Jagger in front of gay people.

The End!