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    MJ 2018-10-05 02:17:05 UTC

    When your too afraid to ask your mom when you are gonna get your phone.

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    • when ur mom catches u smoking whiskey

      2018-10-05 02:21:55 UTC 1
      • Replying to: dezwaywhen ur mom catches u smoking whiskey

        hahahahaha, oh god its hilarious because you cant smoke whiskeyyy you dummmyyyyy

        2018-10-05 02:25:51 UTC 1
        • Replying to: MJhahahahaha, oh god its hilarious because you cant smoke whis

          lOl Xd

          2018-10-05 02:36:10 UTC 0
    • Currently in that situation

      2018-10-05 02:37:32 UTC 2
      • Replying to: Scorching ScorpioCurrently in that situation

        Welp, I’m getting my phone next week.

        Sorry my brotha.

        2018-10-05 03:43:04 UTC 2
    • When your mom catches you viewing porn… no? Ok.

      Jok

      2018-10-05 03:06:02 UTC 2
      • Replying to: TheGamerXWhen your mom catches you viewing porn... no? Ok. Jok

        No

        Most moms (based on where I come from) don’t care as long as they don’t speak about it

        2018-10-05 03:09:53 UTC 0
        • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceNo Most moms (based on where I come from) don't care as lo

          I know it’s a joke btw

          2018-10-05 03:10:04 UTC 0
          • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceI know it's a joke btw

            Do you have planned to enter the halloween contest?

            2018-10-05 03:16:57 UTC 0
            • Replying to: TheGamerXDo you have planned to enter the halloween contest?

              Probably not

              It’s not because I don’t have an idea or the skills, but mainly because I don’t really have any interest

              2018-10-05 03:26:24 UTC 0
        • Replying to: CookieInTheFaceNo Most moms (based on where I come from) don't care as lo

          Ok

          2018-10-05 03:16:00 UTC 0
    • im hoping on getting an ipad by December

      2018-10-05 05:38:49 UTC 0
    • i will have to kidnap you and interrogate you for questions on why you used that meme

      2018-10-05 12:46:53 UTC 0
      • Replying to: FRostBitei will have to kidnap you and interrogate you for questions

        Because F-F-*ck a beat I was tryna beat a case.

        But I didn’t beat that case, B*tch I did the race.

        Pull up, Squirt on Bae’s face.

        Do the dash then I go out of the way.

        2018-10-05 13:33:07 UTC 0
        • Replying to: MJBecause F-F-*ck a beat I was tryna beat a case. But I didn

          “squirt on bae’s face”
          🍑💧

          2018-10-05 14:35:59 UTC 1