• Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)a rusty wrench with some mayonnaise drippings on it

    is this some bizarre reference i dont understand

    2
    View
  • What you just posted was so bizarre and stupid that my hairline crawled back, and I want to, well, die. The reason for that mistake of a post is your brain. You may see yourself as a galaxy brain meme wizard and the greatest scheißeposter of all time, but if we were to cut you in half and see what’s inside, we would find that you mostly consist of a strange matter of sorts: composed of dead skin cells, anime, dead memes, and extra virgin (oil.) The world is a big clown car, and you are one of the clowns in it. In the future, you should favor the non-shit ideas, or I may explode.

    12
  • 17
  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)where is squidworm

    he’s woing to work

    7
    View
  • eevee’s pretty cool but sylveon’s better

    shout out to sylveon, gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏

    in this house we stand for the flag and kneel for the sylveon

    also 🗿

    15
  • Replying to comment by: Humble DamienThe game is pretty easy. Some of my friends and I got into t

    wow, thats a lotta words
    probably gonna read em

    i dont understand a thing i just read

    im just gonna watch the video by the pokemon company you mentioned (later)

    7
    View
  • i have this eevee binder with a bunch of pokemon cards
    about four pages iirc

    i have a couple detective pikachu promo cards and this big charizard gx card

    idk how to use any of them
    energy? what the hell is that?

    16
    • You have a eevee themed binder? That’s awesome too bad nobody will see it cause it’s covered by your shirt
      (Ba dum tss)

      2023-01-27 16:47:41 UTC 3
    • The game is pretty easy. Some of my friends and I got into the game for a while recently. You pick 60 cards, split between Pokémon cards, Support Cards, and Energy cards. You typically want to use Pokémon that use the same energy. I split my deck into 20 Pokémon, 20 Support, and 20 Energy. When you start the game, shuffle your deck, then draw 7 cards to use, then 6 prize cards. Decide who goes first. Make a Pokemon your active, then bench any others you have. They just be a basic (it says that in the top left corner). If you don’t have basics reveal your hand and reshuffle your hand into your deck, then draw 7 again. On turn 1, the player going first cannot attack, turn 2 the player going second can attack. Turn to turn you draw a card, attach 1 energy, use 1 trainer, any about of item cards, and attack. After you attack your turn ends. When you KO the Opponent’s Pokemon card, take 1 prize card (prize cards stay flipped over). To win the game take all your prizes, or your Opponent decks out (can’t draw any more cards), or they have no more Pokémon on the field.

      It’s pretty simple, but the strategy comes from the V,GX,EX cards you use, the energy type that you pick, and how you use your trainer cards. I recommend if you want to start buy a theme deck or some premade deck. They are typically about 5-12 dollars and come with everything you need. After that make a deck using cards you have. You may need more cards of course, then I would recommend either buy packs so you get a bulk of cards, or buy individual cards from a local store or online (TCG player is pretty good)

      I would recommend watching a video by the Pokémon company on how to play as I’m sure I made mistakes. Currently you can play standard or unlimited. Standard allows only recent sets, while unlimited is all. I only play the game with friends and we do unlimited, and change some rules too.

      Overall, Pokemon is an easy game, just seems complex because they never made people care or want to know about it until recently. (Sorry for any spelling grammar errors I missed, I hope this helps you out).

      2023-01-27 17:40:30 UTC 9
      • Replying to: Humble DamienThe game is pretty easy. Some of my friends and I got into t

        wow, thats a lotta words
        probably gonna read em

        i dont understand a thing i just read

        im just gonna watch the video by the pokemon company you mentioned (later)

        2023-01-27 17:41:42 UTC 7
      • Replying to: Humble DamienThe game is pretty easy. Some of my friends and I got into t

        you can play standard or unlimited

        Expanded players:

        2023-01-27 19:00:04 UTC 5
        • Replying to: Master Strike>you can play standard or unlimited Expanded players:

          I completely forgot about extended. I know there are even more modes, beyond those three. But I just forgot to include Extended with the other 2 as the main 3. Thank you for the reminder.

          2023-01-27 19:03:33 UTC 5
    • I have like 300-400 cards and I barely know how to play

      (and no I’m not exaggerating the amount)

      2023-01-27 19:15:49 UTC 2
  • Replying to comment by: TimelostGamerSo. this new game just came out on the 25th. Its called Hi-f

    whats dmc

    4
    View
  • nuclear power

    look inside

    boiling water

    8
  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄fuck you Ralph

    gigan pls fuck me 🥺

    4
    View
  • Replying to comment by: NARR but festiveOminous cock

    cock?! where

    8
    View
  • Replying to comment by: Ralph (Developer)you are undoubtedly the most troubled individual on this web

    the music made me lose control

    5
    View
  • Replying to comment by: Flowey3DJust say motherfuckers, coward.

    swearing is illegal on sticknodes.com

    8
    View
  • shoutout to r/the_pack gotta be one of my favorite genders 🙏

    14
  • Replying to comment by: 🎄🏳️‍⚧️René (F)🏳️‍⚧️🎄
    30957_0-74898000-1672185435_b22e3715-1e72-4a3

    true

    3
    View
  • Load More