sometimes i think about how everything about earth is an accident

a bunch of rocks smashed together into one big rock, a bunch of other rocks hit that big rock, and all those tiny rocks were filled with water so now it’s raining and it’s also super warm

but wait, now there’s water everywhere and since the earth is so hot the heat needs to get out and leave through a bunch of holes at the bottom of the water

but now there’s a bunch of chemicals in the water, and all those chemicals decided to come to life, wait a minute, isn’t it really warm right now? so what if we turn all that light into food and get rid of the stuff leftover (basically capitalism)

ok now there’s a bunch of sht going on, but i don’t feel like i belong here, im gonna change

holy sht, i have eyes and a tail now, wait… how am i gonna get food if im too big to make my own food? maybe i should drink up those leftover gasses the older guys are making

wow, now we’re in a symbiotic relationship, this thing makes me food, i eat it, and give it more stuff to make food with, this is going pretty well… wait… some of the food is left ABOVE the water, maybe i should go up there and get some more

98, 99, skip a few million years, now we’re here

so long story short, life’s batsht insane