someone tell me who the fuck made this

flushing the toilet while in the shower is like opening the gates of hell and letting the flames eat you alive.

also this one time I flushed the toilet and the pipes messed up and a bunch of poop came up thru the bathtub drain.

cannot relate, toilet is on its own room and shower is on its own room (where the sink is obviously) plus my shower dosent have any blinds so you cant just hear someone walk in to wash their hands after taking a shit