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Extra Extra!!
NEWS : CONTINUED? AGIAN??
“AFTER SEVERAL HOURS (days) OF INCOMPETENCE:
WE FINALLY HAVE… two more sketches.
♪ ♬ REMARKABLE !! ♪ ♫”
*robot sigh*
LETS GET RIGHT TO BUSINESS:
THE FIRST SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “DISK” OR AS OTHER PEOPLE HAVE CALLED THEM, “DISK-BUG”
THEY ARE SUSPECTED TO USE INCREDIBLY LOUD SOUND WAVES IN ORDER TO DISORIENT VICTIMS, BREAK WALLS AND DOORS, AND SEVERLY DEAFEN ANYONE WHO STANDS IN THEIR WAY.
THEY APPEAR TO BE… HOMEMADE… PROFESSIONALLY… AND WERE CRAFTED OUT OF A “BAÜSS AUDIO” 90s ERA RADIO/CD PLAYER. AND THEIR MAIN WEAPON IS MUSIC DISCS, HENCE THE NICKNAME.
IT IS THEORIZED THAT THEY CAN PLAY AUDIO DIRECTLY FROM THESE DISKS (DUH), BUT ARE ALSO ABLE TO STORE MULTIPLE DISKS AT ONCE, AND ARE EVEN ABLE TO FIRE THEM AT HIGH VELOCITY. TURNING AN EVERYDAY OBJECT INTO A HEAVILY DANGEROUS ONE.
… AND ESSENTIALLY FLYING RAZOR BLADE! INSANITY!!THESE DISKS SHATTER ON CONTACT, SENDING FRAGMENTS EVERYWHERE.
-THERE WERE MANY BROKEN DISKS FOUND AT THE SCENE OF THE NFN ROBBERY.
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THE SECOND SKETCH SHOWS A SUSPECT NICKNAMED “FLASH MOB” , BECAUSE OF HIS OVERWHELMINGLY MOBSTER-LIKE APPEARANCE. AND A FACE MADE OUT OF A LITERAL CAMERA.
HE IS THE MOST DANGEROUS OUT OF THE BUNCH, IT IS THEORIZED THAT HE USES OLDER WEAPONONRY BECAUSE HE IS TOO SKILLED… AND FINDS MODERN WEAPONS BORING.
( THIS IS BASED OFF WITNESS REPORTS OF HIM CARRYING A MAUSER, LEVER ACTION RIFLES AND SHOTGUNS, AND PERHAPS EVEN VARIOUS REVOLVERS AND A THOMPSON OR TWO)
ALTHOUGH HE WAS ALSO SPOTTED WITH TWO MODERN ERA RPGs… ALTHOUGH UNLOADED.
IT IS SUSPECTED THAT HE USES INCREDIBLY BRIGHT FLASHES TO DISTRACT, BLIND, AND SUBDUE ANYONE THAT MAY STAND IN HIS WAY.
HE IS ALSO REPORTED TO HAVE METAL CLAWS, YES YOU HEARD ME. * METAL CLAWS * THAT HE USES AS HIS SECONDARY WEAPON.
HE WAS ALSO REPORTED TO BE DRESSED IN A GRAY TRENCH COAT, AND AS WITNESSES SAY “MOVES LIKE A SHADOW” THROUGH HALLWAYS AND CORRIDORS.
YOU COULD BE IN THE SAME ROOM AS HIM AND NEVER KNOW, FOR HE NEVER LEAVES A TRACE.
ONLY 3 WITNESSES REPORTED SEEING HIM.
(3 OUT OF 16 NFN EMPLOYEES)
A COMPLETE ANOMALY, AND HE “MAY BE ABLE TO TURN INVISIBLE THROUGH SOME SORT OF TECHNOLOGY” . AS ONE WITNESSES PUT IT.
THE ONLY REASON WE KNOW HE EXISTS IS BECAUSE HE DROPS POLAROID PHOTOS WHEN USING HIS ‘BLINDING FLASH’
IF YOU OR ANYONE YOU KNOW HAVE ANY INFORMATION ON THESE TWO SUSPECTS, PLEASE CALL YOUR LOCAL EMERGENCY NUMBER. PLEASE AND THANK YOU
want to know more on the situation? Read article about the NFN Robbery here: https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1897791/
want to see the last round of Suspect Sketches? Read more about it here:
https://sticknodes.com/members/newsnetwork/activity/1898087/


Ignore Mistakes on Sketches, our local police are very incompetent… And they take… Pride in it.
*Another robot sigh*
MORE ON THE BIG MUSIC MONEY RAID, ON OUR NEXT ARTICLE. STAY TUNED
I’m dead serious their slogan is “Incompetent unite”
*even louder robot sigh*
It isn’t even a joke about police, Mikeyy just put a bunch of Mikeyy clones in charge of the law… That goes over just as well as you think it would.
And technically, they have one officer (because it’s the same person… Cloned)
*ROBOT SIGH-
I really question my boss sometimes.
(Had to clarify just in case there was any confusion)
YOU STOP IT RIGHT NOW YOUR SUPPOSED TO SAY GOOD THINGS, THEIR WAY OF DOING THINGS IS JUST THEIR WAY, IF THEY TAKE PRIDE IN IT, DEAL WITH IT.
IT JUST WORKS. NO COMPLAINTS. (because we don’t take any…
I’m.
Starting to see how this robbery happened in the first place)
NAH ITS PERFECT THE WAY IT IS DONT QUESTION ME OR MY CLONES. WE HAVE A 100% SUCCESS RATE… on, paper-
Just shut up. Shut up, shut up right now just hush. This is unacceptable, stick to the news buddy.
White people when you tell them there’s gonna be Persona soundtrack and a Smiling Friends watch party at the function:
I only chose that because I’m pretty sure it plays during informative cut scenes, and we’re just trying to grab your attention!
NEWS NEWS NEWS NEWS and I liked the song NEWS NEWS DO YA LIKE THE NEWS? PROBABLY NOT ITS BAD NEWS OH NEWS NEWS NEWS