Piglin brute to pigman yea

Brute

Omg how did you not sense the fucking satiricalness you wet carpet

Indoraptor.

First, I would use my insane fallout 4 charisma level to get my dad to give me the keys to his 2015 honda accord sport (the car that built my life), then I would mount a battering ram on the front of the unibody frame, I would then apply those cheap convenience store knifes on the ram, then I would drive out to a field (I would have also asked my dad to borrow his 20 gauge pump action with my insane fallout 4 charisma) and park in the middle of the field. And wait for my pray

Once I hear (or see) the indoraptor, I would fully load the magazine tube in my 20 gauge, I would have the car running (in sport mode) and if the 20 gauge doesn\’t deter (or kill) the indoraptor, I will make sure all doors are locked and windows rolled up, I will put my foot to the floor and hope that little vtec 4 banger can get a medium sized car fast enough to impale, immobilize, or kill the indoraptor.

I think I know a genetically engineered dinosaur wouldn\’t stand a chance against a steel beast that is 2.5 times bigger, heavier and faster.

Eat the cheese and the tomatoes with your hands, duh

Also I\’ve heard pizza huts are quietly disappearing