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so there’s a storm about to hit us again and I just hear Stedy rumbling of in tge distance, the rumble of if Thor got a new 2019 dodge demon and then shot it full of nitrous oxide and let it run rampant in a medieval village. All I can do is wait for the barrage of rain and lightning fall over this region
Also my dad is playing doom rn






Your dad has good priorities.
poetry
Storm is starting to hit our area rn.
You in east tx?
Alabama, gulf coast. The edges of the storm hit us at about 8am, and it’s closing in far earlier than expected.
storm came throuhg here last night
You good?
i literally slept through it all
that’s one hell of a heavy sleeper.
i literally dont get how
i dont even wake up to my phone alarms (when i set them, which isnt often because im not that busy)
are you teling me that while your roof was getting peeled off, and your neighbors house was getting turned to dust, you were snooring and drooling all over your pillows?
it was merely but a thunder storm my friend
well, it’s not my fault you damn americans speak about thunderstorms the same way yall do with tornadoes.
lmao