In other news:

The sticknodian automaker ” @zi-craft ” has seized production on its automobiles due to soaring node prices fallowing ralfos death, leading to a dramatic increase in new and used car prices, many wonder if this is the beginning of the end for the sticknodian auto industry.

In other news, midland sticknodia is under a winter weather warning for the entirety of next week due to an arctic blast from (definitely not Ralph’s evil secret layer), leading many people to wipe store shelves of essentials

“Its hard trying to even get TP, I mean the Walmart was out 6 miles down the road and Amazon don’t got nun either. Had to resort to paper towels, now even those are wiped out. The f***ers even wiped out the lil Debbie pastry isle. ”

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