I don’t think your supoosed to know,but i will tell you,it is a tale of sadness,anger and DEaTH

But even befor the Big Bang Sans Undertale Dies,then all of his fan girls created the Big Bang,which was delayed by Ralph Jesus who said “I wanna do that” so he did and (I don’t even know) the Big Bang happened

I forgot one

Yes

That’s the point

B4 b4 b4 b4 b5 that the Big Bang happened

But b4 b4 b4 b4 that.
A Star Wars battle droid killed
Simba with a laser,
Simba fell on polandball who went to space,offending earth chan whom dabbed,which made people mad,especially feminists

But b4 b4 b4 that.
Pepsiman offended feminists,because of “man” in his name so he beat them up,and called Deadpool,who cut dexter in half,dexter’s top half fell onto king dedede,who was consumed by Kirby,who pushed a rock which hit ice age manny in the butt

But even B4 that.
Ice age manny stomped on Thomas who huffed and puffed the big bad wolf into roblox,he ate a noob,but got cancer,which triggered epitaph,who slapped EB who shot vegeta so Goku could use the restroom.

But b4 that Goku pooped in a toilet which offended ratatouille who used a mallet to bonk courage the cowardly dog into Garfield, who dropped his lasagna onto Godzilla’s tail

But first godzilla flung bowser into Seamus,who killed Ridley, but the laser killed fortnite,then Steve Minecraft used admin commands to make the SJW mad

And then Sean came over at the speed of sound and default danced on Ralph’s dead body,bcuz Sean lit the time bomb which started the chain that killed ralph,but first a SJW pushed over a man,who fell into a Anime girl,the man was slammed onto Sean,sean’s Face presses the button and caused the chain reaction that killed Ralph