VIDeO GAMES ARE EVIL AND HERE IS WHY:
Ahem…… so has your 11 year old son been playing VIdYEo GEayms well it looks like you need to cleanse his mind before he gets addicted, now we are not going to talk about extreme violence cause GTA is the least of our worries
1.SUPER MARIO:this is a game about slaughtering helpless sentient mushrooms and turtles in order to murder the “Bad Guy” Brownser, this game will turn your child into a killer within seconds.
2.Kirby: this is a game about eating helpless creatures and stealing their souls to use as “Power-Ups” then you fight helpless creatures who only want to survive, after killing everyone on your planet you win.
3.Sticknodes: a game that encourages CrEATYVITE which allows children to make scenes of helpless babies being eaten by their own character.
4.Total War: this game encourages kids to lead the army to pillage all villages and kill everyone that doesn’t believe in the same thing, usually USING H I S T O R Y as an excuse to make kids violent
5.Street Fighter: this game allows children to fight and then tear apart helpless women, please do not let your children play this game

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