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Freddy Fazbear
2019-06-29 21:52:53 UTC Attacking west Germany now
@jessegillenwater how much west german land do I take and do you want any?
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Freddy Fazbear 2019-06-29 21:52:53 UTC
Attacking west Germany now
@jessegillenwater how much west german land do I take and do you want any?
You take it all
Oh yay
Now go take it all kill them all take no prisoners
I am
Is it done?
Yes.
Wait it’s called universal conquest
DIBS ON MARS!!
Whoa whoa whoa comrade you’ll have to develop space program
Just build a nuke without the nuclear bomb and replace the bomb with living quarters and supplies,
And of course better engines in there too
*modern problems require modern solutions*
How about I just give you the new sputnik conquest shuttle
Oh yay thanks
Plus I give you permission to make military bases in russia
Should I invade anyone else to achieve world domina- I mean help Russia in order to conquest the universe.
Also, the USA is on to us, they know about our alliance, but they chill AF for now, we gonna need more members to conquest the rest of the world
Blyat we have Poland go try to get ppl to Allie with you and then convince them to join our sovie- I mean our ranks and stay the hell away from America we’re not ready for him yet
He gave me half of Australia, WILLINGLY!!
America is evil he is trying to put you into debt like he did to my country in the Soviet days plus I have you two whole countries he only gave you half of a country
True, I was bieng generous to the USA, coul’ve taken all of Australia, but giving him half might make him think we aren’t at all corru- (ok we really need more land, let’s get to mars quick)
Yes and after we have the world we have our allies left we will execute order 66 when we have the world in the palm of our hands
We gotta get to that point quick, or we might get struck down by another country, we’ll have to start our conquest soon
If it comes to that point we will go down swinging and start the launch of Sputnik shuttle so we have another planet to retreat to
True, but we definitely should get as much army, land and allies as we can as fast as we can to strike down anyone who resists our conquest
Yes I just put out a call for allies
The whole world will be our land soon enough
Just be patient and pray
We should probably develop new tech in the meantime
Yes
America’s trying to ally, we must ally with the other countries before he can!
Yes
Also, if anyone accepts America’s request to ally we should tell them the truth so they ally with us
America’s waging war on us tomorrow all we can do is end them first, we need our whole force.
I see you reveal your true nature, America…….. you are hungry for power, and it looks like you are trying to stop something you are powerless against, soon we will own your whole continent, and you won’t be there to see it..
Good joke, you should become a comedian…
In no time your whole “America” will be nothing but ruins….
With every last survivor bowing down to us..
You won’t last long, not long enough to see the day your country ends..
You’ll never see it coming.
Foolish America, you will never eradicate us, you will think peace has been achieved, but then your puny forces will be crushed in the iron fist of our forces, you will never win.
I’d like to see you try..
Your forces are nothing…
we will be like a storm, destroying everything you have ever worked for, you will lose.
Not if you can’t find it, let me give you a quiz:
Where is New Zealand?
Awnser that wrong and you get a nice nuke to your capital
get it right, and I will consider dropping out of this alliance or at least making it less corrupt..
If you move a single ship or missile within a mile’s radius of the coast of New Zealand, YOU WILL REGRET IT…
Now do you want to end this before it starts, or not, because I can do that too.
But, if you think about attacking Russia, you will pay.
Deal, for now.