𝐒𝐭𝐢𝐜𝐤𝐦𝐚𝐧 𝐍𝐞𝐰𝐬

|| A tragedy at the dock ||

It was a normal morning in stick… place, and the local fishers were trying to catch the illusive 1$ cod, when suddenly multiple fishers began going to the dock to fish, and one after the other began getting eaten by a shark. They are still currently doing it… for some reason.

|| The “Mad Cheese man” ||

Yesterday a very strange anomaly was discovered and pointed out by Channel 5. A default stickfigure has gained the nickname; “the mad cheeseman” after eating so much cheese, that it caused the city to lag. “I eat cheese every day” he says. “I eat, stick. It’s what I do.” Very strange man, but if it makes him happy, he should go with it.