yeah but when i do it it’s cute

no see that’s the thing, i walk by these food trucks all the time and i see inside as they’re restocking or “cleaning” and when you say “violates every possible FDA regulation imaginable” that’s putting it mildly

don’t get me wrong, i’ve had me some food truck food before, best “mexcian hot dogs” (whatever that is) i ever ate once, but idk about these ones

also that slice looks like day-old school cafeteria pizza
you texans are incapable of making pizza

also how does a pizza truck have merch

i appreciate the concept, teamralph and allat

but it\’s not vertical even a little bit

4/1

so it can see you coming

basically