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UPDATE #2 AT BOTTOM
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Watched years ago:
Iron Man 1
Iron Man 2
Guardians of the Galaxy—–
The Avengers (2012)
First experience of the MCU outside of watching Iron Man and GotG years ago, good stuff, Loki big gey tho
[8/10]—–
Iron Man 3 (2013)
Tony Stark big hunk muffin and entertaining movie
[8/10]—–
Captain America – The Winter Soldier (2014)
Enjoyable movie like a mini-Avengers movie, though I messed up by skipping the first Captain America movie but I get the basic gist of his backstory
[8.5/10]—–
Avengers – Age of Ultron (2015)
Overall aight movie but the whole “evil AI from some mystical gem who wants a flesh body oh but wait the good guy AI wasn’t actually dead the whole time” thing got too ass-pull for my liking, but good smashy-smash action
[7/10]—–
Ant-Man (2015)
Funny movie, didn’t really know who Ant-bro was before this movie, so good introduction
[8.5/10]—–
Captain America – Civil War (2016)
Why they gotta ruin my Tony Stark by making him big gey and forcing me to agree with Captain America, but airport scene tho, Spider-Man OP
[9/10]—–
Doctor Strange (2016)
Interesting character, visually entertaining movie, but kinda eh overall, also dude here probably gonna magically fix paralysis of black-iron-man watch I called it
[7/10]—–
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Spider-Man Homecoming (2017)
Overall fun movie, only have seen the original-ass Spider-Man movie from years ago, this was a lot fresher and more “fun”. Annoying friend who can’t keep a secret trope is annoying af tho. Also of course only the bad guy is the only one with at least half a working brain cell and can figure out who Spider-Man is. Good time tho
[8/10]—–
Guardians of the Galaxy 2 (2017)
To be continued…






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No, more like “There is no escaping, Banana!” Am I right?…..no?
It’s a quote from Dragonzball Peepee.
Black Ironman works both ways baby
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