War is hell, but I’m pretty sure it doesn’t come close to the horrors of distance learning (Or heck even learning in general). I mean, in the first week of school, there was a mountain of homework that rivaled fecking Mount Everest!

Seriously though, there was one time my botany teacher asked us to do a group activity in FIVE, FECKING, MINUTES. Like really? Do you think I’m the FLASH!? THEN HOW ABOUT YOU COME OVER HERE AND LET ME INFINITE MASS PUNCH YOUR STUPID FACE MOTHERFU-.

I was pissed because she didn’t even do the Jamboard correctly! Good thing she called off the presentation because if it happened, my disappointment would have been immeasurable.

Anyway, moving on from high-speed assault, school this year honestly sucks more than a vacuum. But it’s easier to cheat nowadays, so it definitely has its perks.